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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR WANTED

must be proficient with the standard ground cars of this world
hover car proficiency preferred but not necessary
familiarity with early 20th century models preferred
instructor age 25+ preferred

Student comes from the early 1920s and drives a Crossley. Payment will be done per lesson. Details to be negotiated.

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Why are you looking for such old drivers? Younger people have better reflexes.

Older people have more experience.

They might also have crashed more cars.

Then I certainly won't be hiring them, will I.

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[video] omg he frustrates him to no end i love it

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[video] come to him Mikaela

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I come from the 26th century, hold the knowledge and could be pursuaded. What is your starting ground for payment?

First tell me more about yourself. Have you got a licence here?

Yes. Relying on public transportation is a mistake.

Do you drive the hover cars, or only the standard cars?

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Crossley? Good vehicle for it's time. Don't see many of those around here.

No, I don't expect I'll find one. Certainly not one that flies.

Yeah. Hovers aren't bad but prefer something that touches the ground myself. Why the lessons?

Because I can't very well nick a car and pick it up on my own, can I.

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Is this one of those New Year's "resolutions" or some such?

No - the time of year's coincidental. This is learning a useful skill.

I suppose. I could never be bothered back home.

Too many people offering to drive you wherever you wanted to go?

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literally the 1920s?

That's right.

Cool
So was I
Apparently
1925 I think? So I guess I'm the baby for once

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Kryptonian technology is more advanced than a hovercar so I'm very familiar with technology of that kind. Have you found a teacher yet?

I'm considering my options. Tell me more about yourself.

Well, I'm an alien. Kryptonian, like I said. Name's Kal-El but some people call me Superman. Been driving since I legally could. I'm 40... what else would you like to know?

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word of advice?
be sure to watch out for the stop signs when you start
i swear the people who placed those did their best to hide them

[ As she's pretty sure he wants someone who's been driving a whole lot longer, she won't offer that, but, oh boy, does she have opinions on driving over here. ]

They're bright red and reflective here. How can you miss them?

they're behind trees! shrubbery! and other things!
sometimes
usually
on occasion?

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