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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR WANTED

must be proficient with the standard ground cars of this world
hover car proficiency preferred but not necessary
familiarity with early 20th century models preferred
instructor age 25+ preferred

Student comes from the early 1920s and drives a Crossley. Payment will be done per lesson. Details to be negotiated.

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Older people have more experience.

They might also have crashed more cars.

Then I certainly won't be hiring them, will I.

Let me know if you don't find any old drivers. I happen to be quite good at it.

How old are you?

[There's a long suffering sigh. Of all the annoyances that comes with being a vampire, being asked his age is... certainly a new one.]

Younger than twenty-five, certainly.

Old enough to have years of experience. I would be happy to prove it to you.

Twenty-four, then?

[He's not going to win that fight, so he simply... slowly exhales. He's not even hundred yet and that question already annoys him, so he can't help but wonder how many times in his life that will frustrate him.]

Sure. Let's go with that.

And before you ask: no, I do not have a vehicle in the city. Not yet, anyway.

I wasn't going to ask. I don't think we'd work well together.

That is fine.

Try to avoid Heropa, will you? I don't want anyone I know to be run down by a car.

No, no, on the contrary, Heropa will be a good place to learn, what with the lack of snow on the roads.

Use a hovercar like a normal human.

I'll work my way up to that.

You won't get to that point if you hit one of the idiots playing in the snowless streets.

Now, see, people in the streets; that is the part I'm used to.

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[video] omg he frustrates him to no end i love it

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[video] a+ would tag again

[video] come to him Mikaela