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[devoutish]

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR WANTED

must be proficient with the standard ground cars of this world
hover car proficiency preferred but not necessary
familiarity with early 20th century models preferred
instructor age 25+ preferred

Student comes from the early 1920s and drives a Crossley. Payment will be done per lesson. Details to be negotiated.

Comments

[devoutish]

That's not very useful, is it. Do you have a friend who has one?

[neverdied]

I don't have any friends.
Do you?

[devoutish]

None with experience with modern cars.

[neverdied]

Oh. I can get one if you need. Wheeled or hover. Doesn't matter.

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[devoutish]

Would you be getting it legally?

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[neverdied]

Should I not?

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[devoutish]

You're a car salesman, then?

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[neverdied]

Nope. Good at borrowing things though.

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[devoutish]

You're not helping your case that this would be a legal transaction.

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[neverdied]

Sometimes it's better not to know.

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[devoutish]

Not with me.

[He likes to know all the details of his various illegal dealings.]

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[neverdied]

Ok. Well. If you want to drive a car with me then you have two options. You give me money to rent one, or I borrow one without asking.

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[devoutish]

There we go. Understood.

Here, you might know - do they allow unregistered imPorts to purchase cars legally?

[He's guessing the answer is no, but as he's currently in the process of purchasing an illegal apartment, he's not planning to let that stop him.]

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[neverdied]

Haven't tried. Bet you could buy one, not so sure they'd let you drive it though.

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[devoutish]

I've been wondering if they'll let me get a licence.

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[neverdied]

That's something you'll need to as.
Other option is registering.

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[devoutish]

Absolutely not.

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[neverdied]

Then I wouldn't worry about whether they'll let you have a licence. Just drive.

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[devoutish]

It's not an element I'm going to just ignore.

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[neverdied]

They won't care. And if they do the worst you'll get is a slap on the wrist.

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[devoutish]

And their attention. Haphazard criminality, now, that's just fucking foolhardy, isn't it.

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[neverdied]

Probably.

[Coming from the guy who murders and eats people on the regular.]

I can teach you the difference between an old car and a new one and how to drive it. You want something more above board, I'd suggest a native teacher with the proper licensing.

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[devoutish]

I don't need above board. What's your name?

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[neverdied]

Jack. You?

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[devoutish]

Solomons.