maskormenace | 💣 005

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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR WANTED

must be proficient with the standard ground cars of this world
hover car proficiency preferred but not necessary
familiarity with early 20th century models preferred
instructor age 25+ preferred

Student comes from the early 1920s and drives a Crossley. Payment will be done per lesson. Details to be negotiated.

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they're behind trees! shrubbery! and other things!
sometimes
usually
on occasion?

Edited (i forgot icons are a thing) 2017-01-03 00:00 (UTC)

I'll use you as motivation, because if they gave you a licence surely they'll give me one too.

very funny
it isn't actually that difficult after the first fail, anyway
the test is exactly the same the next time around

How many times did you take it?

[ man, is that a long pause between texts, but eventually, ]

three

Third time's the charm.

it is, isn't it?
at least that's the nice way of putting it

I might have meant it in a mocking way. You can't really tell through text, can you.

i had wondered
really, if you're going to mock me through writing, best to note it outright

You could switch on the audio.

what, and make it easy on you?

Text is no way to have a chat.

I know a number of more modern sorts here who would disagree on that.

Then they aren't having proper conversations.

And then we have the far less modern ones who would say speaking over these little things doesn't qualify, either.

It's true; the best conversations are held face to face. If I do start a business deal over these computer things, right, I expect it to move off of them quickly.

Well, yes, that does make the most sense for business. You can't really shake hands over these. Can't say I mind the distance when making fun of a few people over the network, though.

You do a lot of that, do you?

Oh, sometimes, although it's usually all directed at Gray these days.

And who's that? I don't think I've met him.

Ha! You haven't? He's Dorian Gray and, trust me, you will understand why if you ever do run into him.

Dorian Gray!

[He's not used to women calling people solely by their last names, honestly; he'd assumed it was a first name.]

Dorian Gray, yeah, I do know him a bit. The man drinks too much, and he bruises too easily.

[ It doesn't help that she knows multiple Dorians, but there we go. ]

Also highly flammable.

Go on.

I may have had cause to set him on fire once or twice. Strangely, we're still on good terms in spite of it.

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