dirtyredneck: (Angry (09))
Daryl Dixon ([personal profile] dirtyredneck) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-01 06:57 pm

Video - under cut for language

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

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driftsintobuffetline: (explaining)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Shame on you, Mako. My harassment of Hermann has always been very scientific.
Edited 2017-01-02 01:30 (UTC)
redshoerevenge: (four)

[personal profile] redshoerevenge 2017-01-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose it still is.
driftsintobuffetline: image from screencrush.com (:3)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-02 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's not really harassment if he likes it.
redshoerevenge: (eleven)

[personal profile] redshoerevenge 2017-01-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
But is it scientific?
driftsintobuffetline: (crush hazard)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-02 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's always scientific. Our entire relationship is a matter of unresolved scientific tension.
redshoerevenge: (thirty nine)

[personal profile] redshoerevenge 2017-01-02 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
That is the truest statement I have ever heard.
driftsintobuffetline: (well yeah you could do that)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Science is about fact, after all.