dirtyredneck: (Angry (09))
Daryl Dixon ([personal profile] dirtyredneck) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-01 06:57 pm

Video - under cut for language

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

[[All responses will be Audio]]
driftsintobuffetline: (trying to explain)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-02 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Newt's not good at this, and gets derailed easily. But. He can tell he screwed up.]

You're good enough for Mako because MAKO says you are. The random internet asshole doesn't get a vote, ok? Neither do I.

Anyway, I happen to have a programmer for a husband now, so, I mean, I could probably persuade him to try hacking and doxxing this motherfucker, if that's a thing you want. No promises it's gonna work, but. Worth a shot, right?
Edited 2017-01-02 03:25 (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (I will throw this at you ok)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-02 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Newt snaps automatically:] Hermann's better.

But fine. Fine! See if I offer to share my nerd again.
driftsintobuffetline: (can't have too many handtalk icons)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-03 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a weird reflex how he gets defensive over Hermann's abilities.]

Yeah, whatever. You go back to moping and throwing a fit, dude, instead of proving your naysayer wrong. That'll work. It's SUPER effective. Don't be surprised when you continue to get picked on, either. Bullies always come back if they know they'll get bark, no bite out of the target.