Daryl Dixon (
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maskormenace2017-01-01 06:57 pm
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Entry tags:
- clark kent | superman,
- elena fisher | n/a,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- † daisy johnson | quake,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † enid | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † klarion bleak | n/a,
- † mako mori | n/a,
- † newton geiszler | n/a
Video - under cut for language
[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]
Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.
[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]
"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."
I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!
"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."
FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!
[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]
"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."
Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!
[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]
[[All responses will be Audio]]
Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.
[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]
"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."
I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!
"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."
FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!
[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]
"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."
Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!
[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]
[[All responses will be Audio]]
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Yeah. Sure.
[It's said in a dull tone, dismissive and tired, because he felt stupid having done as the man asked and actually told him a little, only to feel like it got thrown back in his face. Like it always had. No reason to try and reach out when he knew what would happen. Like it always had back before.]
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You're good enough for Mako because MAKO says you are. The random internet asshole doesn't get a vote, ok? Neither do I.
Anyway, I happen to have a programmer for a husband now, so, I mean, I could probably persuade him to try hacking and doxxing this motherfucker, if that's a thing you want. No promises it's gonna work, but. Worth a shot, right?
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[Not a 'no', but Daryl knew everything she did about programming as long as he was digging through her memories for it and had already tried doxxing the person. It didn't work out.]
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But fine. Fine! See if I offer to share my nerd again.
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Whatever.
[He wasn't trying to insult Hermann, just explain that it'd already been tried.]
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Yeah, whatever. You go back to moping and throwing a fit, dude, instead of proving your naysayer wrong. That'll work. It's SUPER effective. Don't be surprised when you continue to get picked on, either. Bullies always come back if they know they'll get bark, no bite out of the target.
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[There was a crash, since Daryl swung out and hit one of the glass bowls with flowers and sent it flying. Anger spiking once again.]
THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?
[Heavy breathing for a moment.]
All's I said was that it's been tried! I didn't say nothing against your damn nerd or what he could do! I didn't say shit about you, neither! But all you done is go on about how I'm not worth shit next to her and act like I strangled your cat and then shit on the corpse cause I said I'd already tried back-tracing the fucker's message!
You think I don't know I ain't worth what she is? You think I need reminding of that? I ain't fucking blind! Course whoever sent this knows that! Anyone can see it! But he also knows shit about me. He knows me. He knows what I been up to, things I talked about. It ain't just him swinging for the fences and gettin' a lucky guess! This is someone that I could be calling a friend who's decided to stab me in the back!
That's what this is about!
But you're so far up your own ass, tryin' ta be right, insisting I tell you shit, you can't even listen when I try to!
[There's another loud crash right before the line goes silent and Daryl disconnects.]