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[dirtyredneck]

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

[[All responses will be Audio]]

Comments

audio | id reads "power girl"

[boobwindow]

These are oddly specific.

[ And weird. Who even does that? ]

Calm down, though. I get this must be annoying, but they probably wanted a rise out of you.

[dirtyredneck]

It's a fucking new years resolution list I woke up to. And I'm fine! I don't fucking care about it!

[Not the ones he read off, not really. But the other ones. The ones about him not deserving attention and how he should live as a hermit and also give up Mako and not be in a relationship. Those hurt. Those are the ones that pissed him off and made him want to lash out.]

[boobwindow]

[ A groan. ]

Forgive me for not realizing how much you clearly don't care.

[dirtyredneck]

It's just a bunch of bullshit anyhow!

[SEE HOW MUCH HE DOESN'T CARE]

All of it's stupid shit and advice that don't make a lick of sense!

[boobwindow]

Stop yelling at me! Or anyone else for that matter, Daryl!

[dirtyredneck]

[There's a pause before he speaks in distinctly subdued voice. The anger isn't gone, but he clearly feels bad.]

Wasn't yelling at no one. Was just yellin'.

[boobwindow]

Tone it down a notch.

[ An aggravated sigh. ]

Do you know who it was that sent you that stuff?

[dirtyredneck]

No. I'd'a punched his lights out already if I did and you wouldn't'a heard a peep from me.

[boobwindow]

Anyone you may have crossed recently?

[dirtyredneck]

Not any I think has access to the network and has my contact info.

[Which is to say, he's crossed more than a few people lately. But they deserved it so he doesn't really care if they hold a grudge.]

[boobwindow]

Are you sure?

[dirtyredneck]

They ain't imPorts.

[And several of them were dead. Most weren't, but a couple of the deaths just couldn't be avoided.]

Most of 'em are in jail.