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[dirtyredneck]

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

[[All responses will be Audio]]

Comments

[brushoff]

Yes, but the songs are shit. That one about "I've got a bill of sale" is downright dreadful.

[ there's a pause and a wrinkle of his nose before Dorian acquiesces, ] You're right on one thing. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's rubbish. However, what the hell is Heavy Metal? Aside from a genre, of course.

[dirtyredneck]

It's a movie from around 81 or 82. Bunch of stories from the magazine animated and set to music. Tackles sex and war and all sorts of shit and they're all connected loosely by this evil orb that influences events to be as bad as possible.

You ain't heard of it? Figured the magazine'd be right up your alley.

[brushoff]

Was it American? I spent most of the 1980s over in the UK—it's entirely possible it might not have crossed the pond. Sex and war does sound up my alley, though.

[dirtyredneck]

Yeah. You can pick up Heavy Metal in most bookstores that carry magazines. Movie can probably be found online.

[brushoff]

I'll actually have to look that one up then. I spent most of the 1980s engaged in...other pursuits. [ cocaine, partying, & sleeping with Toby ] It's entirely possible that I simply missed the film.

[dirtyredneck]

It's trip if you watch it stoned.

[Daryl never did hard drugs, but he wasn't opposed to the occasional blunt and the idea of Dorian's first time with it being stoned out - particularly for the B-52 sequence - had him privately amused. If the man did it, he'd have to ask Toby how it went. A full play by play.]

[brushoff]

You know, if I can find the damn thing I'll seriously consider that.

[ stoned = uh hell yes. Dorian is a big fan of drugs. ]