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[dirtyredneck]

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

[[All responses will be Audio]]

Comments

[dirtyredneck]

How the hell does that prove him wrong? He's wrong, me watchin' it don't do nothin' to prove shit.

[beneathbluerafters]

If you enjoy it, you prove him wrong. Simple.

[dirtyredneck]

He's wrong about Pete's Dragon being an awful movie, not about the Christmas one. Watching that one don't do nothing for me 'cept waste my time.

[beneathbluerafters]

Tch. Then your tastes are rubbish as well.

[dirtyredneck]

I. Don't. Like. Christmas.

[beneathbluerafters]

Neither. Do. I. It's a saccharine horrorshow. The movie is an exception, and you're a twit for not even thinking about watching it. The skeleton king fixes the stupid holiday.

[dirtyredneck]

Nothin' can fix it! Least of all someone who calls themselves the skeleton king. What? Does he rule the dead or some shit? Cause that just makes it fuckin' worse.

[Says the guy from Zombie Apocalypse, The Series.]

[beneathbluerafters]

He is a skeleton, and he rules Halloween, which is clearly the superior holiday! When he takes over Christmas, children get shrunken heads and snakes for presents, it's much less saccharine.

[ Zombie apocalypse survivor, meet former necromancer! ]

[dirtyredneck]

Yeah? And how's it end? Christmas get saved and everyone learn their lesson like every other Christmas film ever made or it stay in the realm of shitty heads in boxes?

[beneathbluerafters]

... I will admit, the ending falls a bit short. The rest of the movie makes up for it.

[dirtyredneck]

Then there ain't no point to the rest of it, is there? It's all the same bullshit they put in every one of them stories just with a new paint job.

[beneathbluerafters]

It is not! The king giving the holiday back at the end doesn't invalidate the rest of the plot!

[dirtyredneck]

The whole 'plot' is just to show everyone they should have the 'Christmas Spirit' and get along with each other and be happy and friendly and do whatever they can to be nice to each other and be a good person during that time of year. That's how it always works with them. How they get to that point don't really matter 'cause it's always the same end.

[beneathbluerafters]

You've never even seen it!

You know what? Nevermind. Clearly you're too much of a close-minded twit to appreciate it.

[dirtyredneck]

And you clearly got your head so far up your ass you can't understand that if it don't do nothin' different at the end, it ain't different enough to count. It's still a damn Christmas movie.

[beneathbluerafters]

It's a Halloween movie with Christmas in it, you dolt!

[dirtyredneck]

Sure as fuck don't sound like it the way you been talkin' about it!

[beneathbluerafters]

It takes place in Halloweentown, what else would it be?!

[dirtyredneck]

A guy that takes over Christmas, 'fixes' the holiday, then learns his lesson and puts everything back the way it was. That's what you said happens. That ain't a movie about Holloween. It's about Christmas.