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Daryl Dixon ([personal profile] dirtyredneck) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-01 06:57 pm

Video - under cut for language

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

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[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
If you enjoy it, you prove him wrong. Simple.
beneathbluerafters: (say wat?)

[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-04 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. Then your tastes are rubbish as well.
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[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-04 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Neither. Do. I. It's a saccharine horrorshow. The movie is an exception, and you're a twit for not even thinking about watching it. The skeleton king fixes the stupid holiday.
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[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
He is a skeleton, and he rules Halloween, which is clearly the superior holiday! When he takes over Christmas, children get shrunken heads and snakes for presents, it's much less saccharine.

[ Zombie apocalypse survivor, meet former necromancer! ]
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[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-06 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
... I will admit, the ending falls a bit short. The rest of the movie makes up for it.
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[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-08 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
It is not! The king giving the holiday back at the end doesn't invalidate the rest of the plot!
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[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-09 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
You've never even seen it!

You know what? Nevermind. Clearly you're too much of a close-minded twit to appreciate it.
beneathbluerafters: (What did you just call me...?)

[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-09 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's a Halloween movie with Christmas in it, you dolt!
beneathbluerafters: (what is it peasant)

[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-01-09 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
It takes place in Halloweentown, what else would it be?!