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[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

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That is actually a pretty horrible thing to do to. I'm sorry, Daryl. You've got any idea who might be behind it?

If I did, I'd be painting their eyes black right now.

[His answer to Clark still holds some aggravation, but he's largely calmed down by the time he gets to talking to Clark. Others had managed to get him backed away from the open flame of anger and he was at the point he was just trying to let it run it's course and get out of his system]

[Clark winces a bit, but he can understand that level of anger after something like that. And he can tell talking about how violence wouldn't solve a thing wouldn't be well received.]

I really am sorry. I also like Pete's Dragon, by the way. But this entire list was really unnecessary and very rude.

A couple other people got lists, too. Someone musta put 'be a bigger asshole' on their own list.

Maybe you could use that to find them? See who got a list, and then see who they all have in common.

I can do that. Try anyway. Trackin'em down and givin' them a good crack in the face sounds like a plan to me.

I was thinking more finding out why they would do something like that and convincing them to stop, but you do you I suppose. I didn't get any, so it's not a house-related thing.

Nah. Pretty sure it's an asshole related thing. The guy's an asshole. All there is to it.

But uh... good that non'a'ya'll got any of this shit.

I know someone who could help, maybe. He's a really good detective.

If you're really interested in finding the person, I mean.

Already got two offers. Don't need a third.

[He sighs and though Clark can't see it, he's rubbing his face. He really did want to punch the asshole that did this, but with all the responses and all the attention it's drawn that weren't the guy responsible, he was starting to feel drained and tired and he needed a break from it all.]

Don't worry about.

Sure, makes sense.

And again, I'm sorry someone thought this was funny.

Not you that needs to be apologizing.

How's things with Betty? She doing okay?

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