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maskormenace2017-01-01 06:57 pm
dirtyredneck) wrote in maskormenace2017-01-01 06:57 pm
Entry tags:
- clark kent | superman,
- elena fisher | n/a,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- † daisy johnson | quake,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † enid | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † klarion bleak | n/a,
- † mako mori | n/a,
- † newton geiszler | n/a
Video - under cut for language
[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]
Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.
[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]
"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."
I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!
"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."
FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!
[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]
"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."
Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!
[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]
[[All responses will be Audio]]
Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.
[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]
"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."
I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!
"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."
FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!
[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]
"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."
Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!
[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]
[[All responses will be Audio]]
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[He favors the knee when he needs a target alive. Hurts like a bitch, works like a charm.]
It's probably one of them, you know. Otherwise they wouldn't be so specific about that.
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Shootin' people don't make me crazy.
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[He gets that. After all, that was his legal job for a long time.]
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Ain't shot no one without a good reason for it. Everyone that got one of my bolts in 'em deserved it.
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[Or bullets. But there's some wire-crossing going on, which'll get cleared up once it's more apparent.]