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Daryl Dixon ([personal profile] dirtyredneck) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-01 06:57 pm

Video - under cut for language

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

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[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-01-10 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.

[Wow, apologizing for insensitivity re: the undead isn't something Elena ever thought she would do, but if his world is anything like those movies, she doesn't blame him for wanting them out of his entertainment.]

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[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-01-16 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Monty Python, then. Completely ridiculous films, classic British comedy, none of those things at all.
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no worries at all!

[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-01-18 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? If you liked them, try the TV show too—Monty Python's Flying Circus. We used to watch the DVDs back in college while we drank too much.
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[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-01-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Anytime. Let me know if you want more recommendations.
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[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-01-24 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Elena Fisher. See you around, Daryl.