fourth clover → video;

[leaflets]

[ Hinami looks so unimpressed it should win an award, given how docilely cheerful she usually is.

That face is the face of a girl who is Done With This Bullshit. ]

I thought the fan club they made for Onii-chan, the "Kennibals" was weird enough, but this...

What even is a "cannibaby"? I might still be in middle school to catch up but I'm fifteen, technically.  [ Attached is a link to a badly made fan site. Pretend it's filled with actual content and plenty of speculation on OMG HOW DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY GUY FRIENDS BUT SHE'S NOT DATING THEM??? and the KAneki-Hinami sibling relationship. ]

Is there any way to get this stuff taken down? It's really dumb. And creepy.

If they send fanfiction like they did to Onii-chan...

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[inmyothertights]

Dare I ask who is onii-chan?

[leaflets]

Ah, Onii-chan is my big brother, Kaneki.

[inmyothertights]

Do you eat....people?

[leaflets]

I had to, before. Biologically. But um...the Porter made it so I can eat human food and survive too.

[inmyothertights]

Then that's probably what they mean when they call you a canibaby.

I cannot believe I just said that word.

[leaflets]

That's as weird as Kennibal.

[inmyothertights]

Yeah, I can't say I get it.

i'm sorry, these all got sent to spam somehow!

[leaflets]

I...don't really understand why we have fans.

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[dirtyredneck]

What's fanfiction?

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[leaflets]

It's stories written about stuff like games or shows. Or, in this case, about Onii-chan. He has a fan club and they used to leave it in the mailbox.

It was stuff like this.

[ and then a follow up a few seconds later: ]

There's some for you too...

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[dirtyredneck]

[Love at first bite???? That is horrifying.]

The hell there is.

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[leaflets]

[ and then there's a flurry of links.

oh
so
many
links. ]

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[dirtyredneck]

What the fuck???? Angry face. Angry face. Angry face.

[He's... really not good at emojis]

That's bullshit! They can't do that! That's slander!

Ain't it?

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[leaflets]

I'm not sure but it's definitely weird!!

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[dirtyredneck]

This should be illegal!

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[leaflets]

I wonder if there's anything we could do about it...?

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[dirtyredneck]

Have to talk to my lawyer. He might know.

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[leaflets]

I knew people liked imPorts but I don't know why they do stuff like this.

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[dirtyredneck]

Because they're assholes.

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[leaflets]

I guess it's like what they do with actual celebrities. But it's really...weird and I wish they'd stop.

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[inmyothertights]

Not slander. See how they says it's not real at the beginning? That's the disclaimer.

[Sorry, Daryl.]

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[dirtyredneck]

That don't change shit! They don't know nothin' about me!

[inmyothertights]

They know what's on the network? And the news.

And in your case, you know. On...everywhere else your face appears.

[dirtyredneck]

They can see the network?

[Okay, he's been here months. But he's assumed that the network was an imPorts only thing. The internet sure, but this whole goes to everyone's devices network thing? Holy shit.]

That still don't mean they know shit about me!

[inmyothertights]

Well, a lot of imPorts are more public than you, you know? So things trickle down.

[There's a pause.]

Yeah, but it's a fake you they're making up.

[dirtyredneck]

That don't make it okay.

[inmyothertights]

You probably are going to want to pretend you don't know about it, honestly.

[dirtyredneck]

[So much easier to say than to do.]

They're pissing on me and you want me to pretend it's raining?

[inmyothertights]

Price of fame.

Video

[dumbfound]

Yeah... I don't really know what that means, but it sounds pretty weird.

Video; i'm sorry, these all got sent to spam somehow!

[leaflets]

I mean, I guess I'm glad humans don't hate us, but...this is weird.

Video; no worries!

[dumbfound]

Oh! You're not human either?

Video;

[leaflets]

Ah, no... I'm a Ghoul.

Video;

[dumbfound]

Oh! A Ghoul!

.....


.............

Like a ghost?

Video;

[leaflets]

[ OH BOY this is the fun part ]

No, um...it means...I'm a different species that...eats humans.

Video;

[dumbfound]

Oh, that makes sense too.

[scrap_metal]

[ Cannibal sisters? Cannibaby? Kennibel?? What the hell is that? But hey, looks like Sasaki got a younger sister, that's new. ]

And here I thought the fans back in my world were weird... Do they happen to know where you live, or is their weirdness contained on the network?

i'm sorry, these all got sent to spam somehow!

[leaflets]

I hope they don't know where we live now. They did before.

sneaky spam folder is sneaky

[scrap_metal]

If you're not getting boxes full of fan-letters and other weird content, there is high chance they're not aware of your location, yet.

You could try contacting the hosting provider if they were willing to take the site down for you. Cite invasion of privacy, risk of stalking, etc.

[leaflets]

I....How would I do something like that?

[ she's not good with computers, not all that much... ]

[ Video ]

[ghoulking]

You shouldn't listen to any of them, Hinami-chan. or try to understand any of them. [ they are all creeps. ]

[ Video ]

[leaflets]

Humans are a real mystery, Onii-chan.