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[ewenique]

username: 01100010 01100001 01100001 .

Manipulating the science of space time seems improbable, if not impossible. If we embrace the simplified understanding provided to us via means of science-fiction, usually born of the writers with limited understanding of such concepts and working with what they understand to make sense on an artistic or entertainment level rather then scientific, then doubtless it is easier to stomach the possibility. In the past my research into such topics has inevitably lead to a multitude of fan discussions of topics, many of which devolved into trolling of varying levels of skill and intelligence. I hope that my research here does not fall victim to such tendencies, but my expectations are low.

My understanding of theories of the Einstein-Rosen bridge, however, would suggest that if two different pieces of space-time were connected then a tunnel would be formed that could lead you through billions of years, to alternate universes and dimensions, or possible result in a paradox is the leap was such that you confronted yourself in the past. How these wormholes would be linked to technology without deliberate action and control remains a point of confusion. I will conduct further research. I wondered if it would be possible for multiple bridges to verge into one central bridge, resulting in all of us arriving here.

I have never been to America before. It is as overbearing and loud as popular culture would suggest, but I like the pink lemonade.

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[ewenique]

( WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

except it's more like single potato chip held in hand remains uneaten for a full sixty seconds as she digests this information and considers what to type in response. Very blue and strange and different, and MK, fingers brush over the burns that ripple the skin on the right side of her face. Different on Homeworld.

She saw other people staring and pointing and taking photos when she arrived here. She wonders what it must be like when you are so different. )

I hope people are nice to you here.

And on Homeworld.

[ewenique]

My name is MK.

( Veera Suominen does not exist. She is dead. )

What should I call you?

[fayzedandconfused]

are you a weapons expert too?

[ewenique]

I like to read, but knives being dangerous is common sense.

[helpline]

The Doctor. Pleasure to meet you, MK. If you've got any questions about this world, I'd be more than happy to answer them.

[oceanthief]

There's no place for me on Homeworld anymore.

[she doesn't even know if her life had ever been 'nice' at this point. it had become more of a symbol during her imprisonment, a nostalgic snapshot of where she belonged to cling to like a life preserver. all she'd wanted was to see that place again - and when she'd finally returned, the planet she'd remembered had changed.

but that isn't anything new. she's come to terms with this fact, even if it would be wrong for Lapis to say she'd fully accepted it. whatever she felt, it wouldn't change the way things were.]

People always end up asking me the same questions on this earth. I don't think gems exist in any other world but mine.

[fayzedandconfused]

oh

[ She's actually a little disappointed. ]

well that's okay

[ewenique]

( must be his online handle, cool. )

Thank you, The Doctor.

( and this is a secure feed, but she has her doubts about how reckless she wants to be. security first, always. )

I will deliver a burner phone to these coordinates. This is how I will contact you.

[performance]

[ he sets his ID to read "01110010 01101111 01100010 01101001 01101110" just to be cheeky. ]

No time travel or pink lemonade? You've been missing out.

[helpline]

[ joke's on you MK, he's just going to send texts of small animals to the burner phone as well as bother the shit out of her for things like, mall pretzels or something stupid like that. ]

This is all a bit too James Bond for my tastes. Can't we simply meet in person?

private | hella security.

[ewenique]

There are a number of discrete ways to make sure you are armed. I have attached several with locations where you can purchase them. I would suggest not drawing attention to your blades in the future.

( and attached are information, prices and shops for concealed knives in pens, keys, combs, laser pointers, and other stuff. GDI, MK. )

[snarkbot]

It's far more likely for toppings to be sweet than the meal itself. Watch out for how much sugar they put in the ketchup.

I am from Metropolis, a city that does not exist in this universe's United States. More specifically, I am from the 25th century, though it has been a while since I last lived in that era even before I was ported in.

I believe our import tattoos function as passports, if you wanted to visit Montréal. What country are you originally from?

"Skeets" is simply my name. I believe humans prefer to give AIs names that don't sound like their own.

[ewenique]

( This reply takes longer again, MK slowly typing several replies before she deletes them and starts over - and over, and over. )

I never know if it is better when people ask you questions so you can hear them, or when they whisper them when they believe you cannot.

I also have no place. I am very sorry for your loss.

[ewenique]

( B( TAKE HER SERIOUSLY, OLD MAN B( )

James Bond always blows his cover. I am still learning how to do this but I will be better than him.

I do not meet in person.

[ewenique]

( B(a how dare you )

So it would seem. I can perhaps use time travel to ensure I can make up time for drinking more pink lemonade.

[ewenique]

Thank you. I will remember this.

Is it hard? Being from a place that others do not know or understand?

( hello there, unreasonably loaded question, and hello also to "unwilling to answer questions while continuing to ask her own." She can't imagine there's anything she can say about AI that one from four hundred years in the future wouldn't know inside out and be able to disprove. She is silent on that front. )

I am from another place. Do you like your name?

[oceanthief]

It's all the same. I don't care what they think about me - it's just annoying to have to answer the same questions all the time.

[she's thought idly about making little pamphlets to hand out, but that is such a monumental amount of effort that the mere consideration exhausts her a little bit. it's easier to just ignore people whenever she doesn't feel like explaining.]

But it's alright. I made that decision myself.

[helpline]

What? That's no fair, I've got plenty of things I want us to do in person! You can't get coffee over the internet, after all.

[ewenique]

Better this way. I watch and I learn.

[ewenique]

Make a website for them to visit.

( is she joking or serious
A MYSTERY )

Is people asking why one of the questions you are tired of?

[oceanthief]

A what?

[things she has learned by now: how to navigate the internet. things she has not learned: what the fuck anything on it is called.]

Why is fine. It's the whats and hows that get kind of stupid after a while.

video

[burnseternal]

[ look, he's not much of a texter. ]

Whether or not it ought to be possible, it exists nonetheless, and there's little questioning that. While I can see the value in attempting to understand it, I believe you'll have to alter your own understanding of reality in order to accommodate for what you learn here.

If there are any true rules to any one universe, many of us are from universes that break them.

[ which is a polite way of saying BUT WHAT'S THE POINT THO ]

[helpline]

But I don't get to share mall pretzels with you.

[ewenique]

( h/o bro time to go be a network creeper )

My research indicates that strong candidates to consider for pretzel company are:

— Saint Walker
— Hazel Lockwood

Clara Oswald cannot share your pretzels either. This has not impeded your friendship, save for her refusal to make cake to accomodate you. Further options will emerge, I assume.

[helpline]

Fifty percent correct. Hazel's not going to share a pretzel with me either. [ because she's dead and unlike Clara, actually keeps that a pretty good secret. ]

That means you'll just have to take her place. After all, I need options.