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[bloodshots]

[ Tabris squints at the camera, moving it back and forth until she's sure that she can be clearly seen. Strange magic, but she's getting used to it. ]

Okay, so. This one is for all of the nonhumans of us out there. Sorry, shems.

[ She's not sorry. ]

Alright, so, I don't know about you guys, but having a couple hundred prisoners who don't like imPorts made it profoundly clear that I have a big glowy sign over my head that says 'imPort'. Or, I guess the sign is on the side of my head, because. Pointy ears.

From what I can tell, this world only cranks out humans. Which--Andraste's flaming ass, it's weird. Why do they only have humans running around? Do you think they went and, like. Killed off everyone else? I wouldn't put it past them.

[ She pauses for a moment. ]

If I'm actually full of shit and there are some organically grown all natural nonhumans from this world, please direct me to them and I'll send them a gift basket in apology.

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[notsheepish]

Okay, don't quote me on this, because most of this part of the documentary flew over my head, but I'm pretty sure the last people in this world who weren't human as we know it died out or bred in about 50,000 years ago.

[bloodshots]

[ She mulls on this a bit. ]

...How does anyone know who was kicking around a million years ago? Like, did they leave inscribed stone tablets: 'These fucking humans are gonna kill us'.

[notsheepish]

I mean, maybe some drawings? I don't think writing even existed back then. It's mostly based on, like, bones and old tools and stuff they've dug up.

[bloodshots]

Why would you dig up people's bones? But aside from grave robbing, I guess...that's not surprising? I don't know what my world would look like in a couple thousand years, but I feel comfortable giving a rough estimate of 'hot shit'.

[notsheepish]

They dig them up for... this, I guess? To find out who was kicking around a million years ago, before anybody could just write it down.

I don't know. Again, not really my area of expertise.

[bloodshots]

Hmm. Well, thank you for the information anyway. It looks like I don't have to send them a gift basket, at least.

[notsheepish]

Sure. I know it can be jarring to suddenly end up in a world like this one.