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[bloodshots]

[ Tabris squints at the camera, moving it back and forth until she's sure that she can be clearly seen. Strange magic, but she's getting used to it. ]

Okay, so. This one is for all of the nonhumans of us out there. Sorry, shems.

[ She's not sorry. ]

Alright, so, I don't know about you guys, but having a couple hundred prisoners who don't like imPorts made it profoundly clear that I have a big glowy sign over my head that says 'imPort'. Or, I guess the sign is on the side of my head, because. Pointy ears.

From what I can tell, this world only cranks out humans. Which--Andraste's flaming ass, it's weird. Why do they only have humans running around? Do you think they went and, like. Killed off everyone else? I wouldn't put it past them.

[ She pauses for a moment. ]

If I'm actually full of shit and there are some organically grown all natural nonhumans from this world, please direct me to them and I'll send them a gift basket in apology.

Comments

[monge]

...That's terrible... n-not even a bird, z-zura?

[bloodshots]

Never heard of them. Not so much as a chicken or pigeon.

[monge]

[Everything about this sounds terrible, no person should live a life like that.]

Hurry! Look out the nearest window right now, zura!!

[bloodshots]

I see...something--!

Oh, wait. That's just a tree. Unless trees have been animals this entire time...?