[Video]

[bloodshots]

[ Tabris squints at the camera, moving it back and forth until she's sure that she can be clearly seen. Strange magic, but she's getting used to it. ]

Okay, so. This one is for all of the nonhumans of us out there. Sorry, shems.

[ She's not sorry. ]

Alright, so, I don't know about you guys, but having a couple hundred prisoners who don't like imPorts made it profoundly clear that I have a big glowy sign over my head that says 'imPort'. Or, I guess the sign is on the side of my head, because. Pointy ears.

From what I can tell, this world only cranks out humans. Which--Andraste's flaming ass, it's weird. Why do they only have humans running around? Do you think they went and, like. Killed off everyone else? I wouldn't put it past them.

[ She pauses for a moment. ]

If I'm actually full of shit and there are some organically grown all natural nonhumans from this world, please direct me to them and I'll send them a gift basket in apology.

Comments

[sidequestings]

Leliana and Cassandra had a couple of people in mind, I think, but I was the only idiot who didn't run the minute I got a chance.

[ his lips quirk back up again at that. ] Not just Dalish. I'm Dalish and the shems actually listen to me when I speak. It's absolutely bizarre.

[bloodshots]

Just wait until they try tapping you to fix the world a few more times, then you'll catch on. You can join the club with me and Hawke.

The shems listen to me, but I have a really big sword and I killed a corrupt god, so. Maybe I should've tried tapping Andraste to make them listen, instead. If she didn't mind the whole...swiping her ashes thing...

[ It was important. Kind of. Theoretically. ]

[sidequestings]

No thanks. I'm a one-and-done kind of guy. I'm hoping to retire from the heroic business after cleaning up Corypheus. [ hahaha if you only knew, mahanon. ]

It's effective, I'll give you that. I've spent the entire time telling them I'm not Andraste's chosen and frankly, I could care less about her, but somehow I'm still in charge.

[bloodshots]

Most men don't brag about being one-and-done. [ She says, cheerfully. ]

Well, you do have the whole 'saving the world' thing going for you. I've noticed that it's pretty effective at mobilizing people.