Revas Tabris (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2017-01-21 06:44 pm
bloodshots) wrote in maskormenace2017-01-21 06:44 pm
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[ Tabris squints at the camera, moving it back and forth until she's sure that she can be clearly seen. Strange magic, but she's getting used to it. ]
Okay, so. This one is for all of the nonhumans of us out there. Sorry, shems.
[ She's not sorry. ]
Alright, so, I don't know about you guys, but having a couple hundred prisoners who don't like imPorts made it profoundly clear that I have a big glowy sign over my head that says 'imPort'. Or, I guess the sign is on the side of my head, because. Pointy ears.
From what I can tell, this world only cranks out humans. Which--Andraste's flaming ass, it's weird. Why do they only have humans running around? Do you think they went and, like. Killed off everyone else? I wouldn't put it past them.
[ She pauses for a moment. ]
If I'm actually full of shit and there are some organically grown all natural nonhumans from this world, please direct me to them and I'll send them a gift basket in apology.
Okay, so. This one is for all of the nonhumans of us out there. Sorry, shems.
[ She's not sorry. ]
Alright, so, I don't know about you guys, but having a couple hundred prisoners who don't like imPorts made it profoundly clear that I have a big glowy sign over my head that says 'imPort'. Or, I guess the sign is on the side of my head, because. Pointy ears.
From what I can tell, this world only cranks out humans. Which--Andraste's flaming ass, it's weird. Why do they only have humans running around? Do you think they went and, like. Killed off everyone else? I wouldn't put it past them.
[ She pauses for a moment. ]
If I'm actually full of shit and there are some organically grown all natural nonhumans from this world, please direct me to them and I'll send them a gift basket in apology.
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[ Wait, that sounds rude. ]
Uh... ok... so where I am from I thought there were mostly only humans? Well, I mean... humans, but also all the other animals. Uhhh...
Wait, hold on.
[ Getting quiet for a few seconds as he tries to organize his thoughts. ]
Ok! So, I thought there weren't nonhumans that looked mostly human at first, but also I was wrong? Because there were vampires they just didn't tell people they were vampires. So maybe there are ones here that are native? Or also other things that aren't vampires...
[ He tried hard. ]