O4 👶 ANON TEXT;

[pillz]

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere

Comments

[quemar]

I wouldn't put money on government sharing and caring, would you?

[nobody has any appreciation for the fact that he needs to keep score here]

[pillz]

not in tihs world or any other
r u caring
or just mad

[quemar]

I just think we should know, you know? they spent the whole blackout going hard for imports. doubt that's done just because the power's on.

[pillz]

what did they do 2 u

[quemar]

nothing but i'm not blind

[pillz]

it true
the motherfuckers wanted 2 murder us. lots of them
i got a lot of anger
but that shit was fuckin concentrated
espresso pissoff u know what im saying

[quemar]

I guess? they were mad yeah. people get mad. specially when they're locked up.

[maybe don't take the word of the violent rage demon possessed weirdo on what is and is not a normal level of anger in a person tho]

[pillz]

what r u like speakin from experience?

[yes maybe that should be a qualified assessment. goodness, mr. fireskull]

[quemar]

everyone knows a few ex-cons

[pillz]

i dont know no ex cons

[over-privileged white teenager. as it happens.]

u know any who been in a riot

[quemar]

kinda
there were weird circumstances. its a long story

[Robbie was there for the riot in question, and ghosts started it by making all the guards go fuckin nuts. then he used the chaos to break his uncle out of jail...
alright it's not a long story it's just Awkward]

how can you tell what anyone's mood was anyway? someone in your scooby gang got some kind of power for that?

[pillz]

[way to have pertinent life experiences, sir!]

yeah

[kavinsky's turn to be awkward.]

its 1direction ont scoopy gang
it was fcked up ok

[quemar]

[simpsons mcu did it

but now that he's actually been made to stop and think about it, it is a little odd that so many of the escapees were so willing and eager to tangle with an unreasonably homicidal skeleton on fire. it was certainly different to his experiences of terrorizing east LA's criminals at home...

hm

hmmm]

say they were angrier than normal. what's that even mean? why does it freak you out? [because it's obviously him, right?]

[pillz]

im not freaked out

[yes even while anon, it's definitely the right time to be a defensive little turd lord.]

it means someone wuz messin wit their heads maybe
maybe wit powers which is why they needed that piece of shit nullifeir
maybe wit goodl ol fashion russian brainwashing just like during the invasion
that shit can erode ur fuckin mind
& if they come here again its gonna

[okay

maybe

he's freaking out a little.]

[quemar]

you're scared.

[Robbie's like the 1 person on this post who really doesn't know who this anon is tho so don't sweat it my dude.]

you really think anybody's gonna target imPorts with that rage shit? don't everyone get enhanced when they come here? that's playing with some kinda fire

[pillz]

[yeah what a bunch of punkass infomodders (nah)]

mayb not rage. mayb not imports
we got non-import powered ppl now tho thx 2 fake tony stark & his > extremis shit
could goa lot of ways

[not that this idiot child has given much thought to it, evidently!!]

[quemar]

wait, fake tony stark? what?

[is that better or worse than real Tony Stark??]

[pillz]

yeah
some alternate version woh kicked ton out of his own fuckn body, took over, infected a shiton of te locals wit fire powerz & superstrenght and shit

[worse than real tony stark. worse.]

u new huh

[quemar]

[tbf the real Tony Stark accidentally made an army of evil robots that picked up and dropped Sokovia out of the sky once so, like, that's debatable. BUT.]

I got here last month
so I guess?
why how long ago was that mess?

[pillz]

[well look

that was accidentally, right?

xoxo ilu tony (kavinsky doesn't but)]

few months b4 that
this kind of shit hapepns all the time
zombie lincoln jacked july 4th last yr too
how od u like it so far

[quemar]

nothing about that sentence made sense.
& could be worse. blackout made things interesting at least. [interesting is a word for it robbie....]

[pillz]

which sentence
the zombie lincoln one? abraham lincoln wuz a president of the united states
he liked black ppl
& he was a zombie like 5 stories tall
& he gatecrashde a july the 4gth gala


blackouts probably worse

[quemar]

yeah, ok. sure

[sounds fake my dude]

cw c-word, ableism, etc.

[pillz]

[motherfucker

an attachment links in the next moment. calendar man's exploits documented bright as day. though on second thought]

sheeyit
4got it wuz uncle sam
whatever
patriotism is 4 cunts & gimp veterans

[quemar]

[what he should pay attention to is uncle sam monster

what he actually paid attention to was "four weeks in prison with two months of parole" WHAT]

one month in lockup what the hell