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[pillz]

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere

Comments

[pillz]

its a good substutte word 4 a penis
but
bored is the keyword

[rathercommon]

Oh. Well...So what? A kindness is a kindness, no matter the motivation for it. You could have done this decent thing purely because you wanted to spite someone and it would still have been brilliant and I'd be thanking you for it. So THANK YOU. You were VERY KIND AND DECENT and no excuses are going to diminish that.

[pillz]

is the fuckin capslock necessarya

[rathercommon]

It's for emphasis isn't it

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

i think ur imagination can have it covered

exhibit a: yure so welcome kitty jones it warms the cocks of my heart to make it so

exhibit b: yore SO WELum kitty jones it WARMs te COCKs of m hyeaART TO MAKE IT SO

i mean did that help

[rathercommon]

Yes, I believed the second one MUCH more

[pillz]

thats fuckin wonderful my heart cocks r very happy 4 u
in the meantime
what HAVE you been DOING during this DREADFUL EVENT whit your own KINDness pip pip

[rathercommon]

I discovered that I can turn into a glowing ball of light. So that's what I was doing, mostly. Also if you were trying to sound English that was a dreadful job of it

[pillz]

that doesnt sound kind unless u r toothfairying 4 local kids whose parents ahve been annihilated by convictx
my accent is great the fuck r u talkin about

[rathercommon]

I was GUIDING PEOPLE after dark. To safety. Honestly. There was more going on than just those convicts being on the loose.

cw homophobic language

[pillz]

GAY

[rathercommon]

Joseph honestly stop using homophobic language. Especially given your own sexuality, it simply comes across as self-loathing. ANYWAY. There's nothing bad about leaving the violence to others, is there.

[pillz]

that sounds CATHolic & irresponsible
did u turn into a old lady or a giraffe when u led the crowds
wouldve helped
bein taller

[rathercommon]

If you MUST know [ and kitty is glad if he MUST know because she wants to brag a little bit ] I turned into a great floating bioluminescent sky jellyfish. A form all of my own invention.

[pillz]

[well

well fine that is rather impressive.]

bluetube or it didnt happen

[rathercommon]

Already up there, isn't it
The video is called "golden sky jellyfish has opinions about capitalism during blackout"

[pillz]

[she really is this isn't she.]

i will look it up & start a flame war int he comments abt whether capitalsim or russia is the bigger enemy

[rathercommon]

[ she really really is ]

And which side will you be on?

[pillz]

fuk russia i love acpitalism

[rathercommon]

Rubbish! Capitalism has victimized you.

[pillz]

u forogt ur caps lock so that didnt look eloquent

[rathercommon]

CAPITALISM HAS VICTIMIZED YOU.

[pillz]

sweetheart if u gon be brainwashed by seomthing better b brainwashed hby something that fuckin pays

[rathercommon]

Alternatively, don't be brainwashed by anything. But if you are brainwashed, what's the point of money, anyway? Money is just a tool for brainwashing. Money doesn't matter worth a damn. We're all just programmed to think it does. It's a tool of control like everything else.

cw classism, racism, the usual

[pillz]

what i really wanna know is
r u really gonna stand there & let some po black criminals kll me