O4 👶 ANON TEXT;

[pillz]

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere

Comments

[raw]

You know who I am. I definitely know who you are because your netspeak irritates the fuck out of me. Thanks for the intel.

[pillz]

yur welcome
and being kind of a bitch rght now

[raw]

I associate garbled typing with preteens, grandmas and chan trolls so it's hard for me to take "yur" shit seriously "rght now".

[pillz]

do u type to ur grandma wit those dirty fingers//

[raw]

[ this kind of also deserves a mocking lol tbh. ]

I don't know any of my grandparents, so no.

Seriously. Get good. Or stop devaluing the anonymous function.

[pillz]

evils where it's at
altho mayb hard 4 u to pull off wit the geek posture & bush baby eyes

[whatever elliot]

[raw]

Who said anything about evil? Unless you're counting butchering the language as a moral crime.

[ whatEVER, kaVINKSY. ]

[pillz]

[whatever elliot]

ur grandparents turnin over in their graves @ what a little snot u r on the internet
or mayb just sleepin deep glad they didnt have 2 meet ur freakish lil goldfish face

[>:{]

[raw]

I don't know. "Correcting the netspeak of some anonymous troll"... I don't think they'd get it. Old people can really have difficulty understanding the internet.

[pillz]

prety sure they had rentitve assholes in their time
that shit doesnt date
if u know what i mean

[raw]

Just a heads up, if you use the term "grammar nazi" you forfeit the argument.

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

what if i send u pic of my vagina instead
zoom up zoft focus on the clam hat
cuz im a girl u dont know
u feel
what is taht a auto win

[raw]

Did you lose your ~8" somewhere?

[pillz]

r u callin me a hermaphrodiet mr. internet
mah stars
thats real rude
i jus felt mah hymen clench n pain
can u do somethin productive nstead like catch some evil rueorpeans

[raw]

Yippee ki yay motherfucker.

You should probably get your hymen checked out.

cw um sex negativity i guess idk??

[pillz]

why
im going 2 be a virgin until marriage
wont the dr take my virgnity away

lmao

[raw]

I think if it's clenching your anatomy is all fucked up.

Have you ever actually seen a pussy, man, I mean really.

Though judging by your car probably not.

cw sexual vulgarity ;;; 8);; idk??

[pillz]

i feel uncomortable talking abt this w a man wit ufo eyes
dont b mean to my vagina
or my girl feelings
theyre getting bloody like my vagina