pillz: (take cover)
joseph kavinsky ([personal profile] pillz) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-01 12:13 pm

O4 👶 ANON TEXT;

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere
dun_moch: (survey)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-02-04 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Calling this 'music' would be a rather generous description, I would say.
brushoff: (you're trying to use merlin caps)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2017-02-04 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that mean I should show you worse? Because worse CERTAINLY exists.
dun_moch: (survey)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-02-05 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That won't be necessary, thank you.
brushoff: (actually having fun with something??)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2017-02-05 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure that's what you want?
What you really REALLY want?


[ SURPRISE DOOKU, HAVE A LINK TO THE SPICE GIRLS. ]
dun_moch: (stairs)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-02-05 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ways you can tell Dooku is evil: he does not appreciate the Spice Girls.]

This conversation is over.
brushoff: (you should probably not trust this smile)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2017-02-05 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me what whatever silly space nonsense you've got in your world doesn't know how to zig-ah-zig-ah!

[ nobody knows what the fuck that means in the first place. ]
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[personal profile] dun_moch 2017-02-05 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[DISCONNECTED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE]