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[pillz]

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere

Comments

[sassguard]

Torture isn't really my style.

[ Most of the time. ]

Any idea what what was 'ramping up' the prisoners to act that way? We've already seen what the Russians can do with a monitor and propaganda.

[pillz]

no

[and to be fair, it could have been his own weakness getting the better of him-- the psychic runoff had been more intense than anything kavinsky had ever felt before. he's not experienced.]

could b some of that shit i guess
but there wuz a nullifier on the scene
someone kn the mix could have powers?

[even kavinsky realizes he sounds paranoid. and YET.]

[sassguard]

[ Look, half the shit that happens around here is caused by imPorts, the other half of it is caused by people trying to kill or capture imPorts. Is it paranoia if it's self-defense??? ]

Not impossible.

Question is, does the power outage have anything to do with the breakout, or was that just a shitty coincidence?

cw c-word

[pillz]

signs point 2 masive fucking conspiracy theory
feat. rancid cunt taffy europeans

[sassguard]

Odd. The last time I was in Germany, they seemed sympathetic to America, but it's been a few years. Wonder what changed.

Did you get any of the guards' names? The ones who disappeared?

[pillz]

no shit?
when did u go 2 germany
1 direction wuz unable to get names but they were probably fake anyway
i can try & look into it more

[sassguard]

A little over two years ago. I wasn't registered then, so it was special circumstances.

Fake names are better than nothing. Let me know if you want me to look into some of them too.

[pillz]

r u registered
do u have altitude up govts ass

[sassguard]

I am now. Perks got hard to turn down.

[pillz]

can u turn up @ some importnat secretarsys office in a low-cut top & ask about seein the surveillance video footage mayb
what is ur chest like

[sassguard]

I don't think I have the anatomy to make that work.

But I am a cop, so maybe that will count for something.

[pillz]

[what

whoa. immediate alarm bells going off.]

no shit huh
u also in wit rise?
m olivier

[sassguard]

Not really. I think she's got enough hands on deck. But I've worked with them before.

[pillz]

have u worked wit the bad guys too
ppl w the supervillain tat on their arm orw hatever

[other times he's really only 18. 'bad guys.']

[sassguard]

Probably not, since I can't remember who they are.

[pillz]

ok hero
ewll
le tme know what happens i guess
might b makin another one of these posts if 1direction conitnues 2 play
i feel like dookies is going 2 break up the band any time
but we can hope & dream