O4 👶 ANON TEXT;

[pillz]

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere

Comments

[pillz]

sweet
well i know u got clearance levels & all kind of formal shit but
appreciate it if ud keep us a lil bit in the loop
esp dookies
u know how he get

[not actually 'especially dookies.' even the more crass and irresponsible individuals of the import community are nervous lately.]

[darwinatrix]

I'm sure that man has his own methods of gathering information. I don't need to share it with him.

[pillz]

i mean i guess
but he put out the call this time
u dont like him?

[oh]

[darwinatrix]

He's serviceable.

For a politician.

[pillz]

if u werent major oliverier etc & he didnt have liverspots & probably ed, id read prety far into > serviceable
idk
im jus sayin could b good 2 work together on this one
kumbaya in the name of wrecking some russian
pick ur metaphor
wolf pack
voltron
whatever the fuck

[darwinatrix]

Those metaphors are terrible.

I suppose we could.

[pillz]

& if u & urs catch sum of the convicts mayb there some way 2 check if someone fucked wit their heads
i mean
wahtever

[there's a kumbaya somewhere between the lines. i mean if dookier can get along, maybe love is real.]

[darwinatrix]

I'm inclined not to believe so. They're criminals. All they need is opportunity.

[pillz]

this wuz next level bloody crazy murder violence man
coulda been somethin
coudlve been germans