O4 👶 ANON TEXT;

[pillz]

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere

Comments

[pillz]

mgiht be some vigilante bois in this post i dunno
or olivier
i guess shes oldscholo opera but sometimes shes fuckin around on the line instead of walkin right inside
what do u think

[nastygram]

IDK DUDE

Lay off the blow a sec and tell me wtf is olivier
unless it isn't actually important and then bye

[pillz]

major olivier etc
u know
blond no sense of humor
thighs tha tcould hold up the parthenon
stockpiled weaponz against the russians that oe time march 2016
leads > rise

[nastygram]

AND does not seem super into cooperation

[pillz]

im using m y persuasion tactics
& i think if dookie moves his butt around we might ahve a chance

[nastygram]

Forgive me for being skeptical of your persuasion tactics

[pillz]

r u skeptical of dookie's butt too
have u seent hat thing
hes a famous rock star u know



& fuck u she liked my voltron metaphor

['liked']

nthin unites ppl like the greater evil. id know. once upon a time, i wuz it.

[nastygram]

ok first of all, ew???
Dude is about 900
Like fuck I was checking out that ass

Secondly no

Thirdly , surejan.gif

cw sexual vulgarity, c-word, blah blah he's gross

[pillz]

if what u mean is fuck the popo i dont disagree
bt what r u gonna do
bsides heckle on the fucking internet like some truflebutter cunt i guess
come on
the fuck us next move

[nastygram]

Omg wait
Is seriously this your way of asking for teammates????

[pillz]

its > bandmates when we r 1direction

[nastygram]

Ok please type not like a tool for 3 sec
Wtf does that mean

[pillz]

it means yes but i dont like the word teammaets

[also no to the 'type not like a tool' request sorry.]

[nastygram]

o ya?? samesies


Which is why you phishing for advice on your next move is going to get you jack shit from me
Not heckling, just stone cold truths

[pillz]

i appreciate ur honesty & virtues