O4 👶 ANON TEXT;

[pillz]

(cw murder, survivor's guilt, brainwashing?, jokes at the expense of trauma survivors, etc.)

good morning assholes

[(it's 3:00pm est.)]

u all remember the blackout shit mid jan 2017. count dooku rounded up 1direction to look @ the prison breakout using our magical superpowers. this is what we found.

short: electronics went out. nobody got any idea why but pi adachi believes its strictly tech. b4 they knew it, prisoners got loose & it was a fuckin massacre inside the compound walls

guards: some of them wuz evil. obv an inside job. these fucks maybe straight up disappeared pre riot? the ones who r left remember hearing a coupla them speaking german b4 they fucked off. then some of the guards wuz good. lots of the ones who didn't split got teh shit murdered out of them in gross ways. belt strangles, shivs in scandalous places. u should send the families fruit baskets. somethign classy. no melon. the survivors r pretty traumatized & sad about their friends. do not add melon to injury.

prisoners: got their hands on weapons hid all over the place. bathrooms, buttholes, walls, u know. seems likely some extra shit got snuck in or turned a blind eye to. the rioters were in weird shape psychologically. pissed @ the law & imports, but in a way that wuz ramping up kind of maybe unnatural while they were behind bars. dr. chilton needs 2 get them some ketamine therapy. make buttsex not riots.

other weird shit: 1 russian nullifier device found on scene. govt took it. it was totqlly broken anyway.

govt: wont give us surveillance tapes or let us go past the tape & there was tape fucking everywhere

Comments

[pillz]

huh
ok


can u turn into a fart cloud or a wolf or a dude or anythin

[was bram stoker entirely wrong!! kanaya!]

[glowsferatu]

not a one of them
which is probably for the best considering the varying degrees of flammability to all of those things
i used to be able to turn into a human but that was the porters doing
and it was more that she let me turn back into myself sometimes

but generally im still the same girl from the alternian desert
except i can glow in the dark
i guess it could be argued that i can turn into a badass
but i consider the point debatable

[pillz]

what r ur special abilities inb adas mode

[hopefully not catching on fire, although kavinsky has personally always favored that particular activity. moreso than he should.]

[glowsferatu]

being very fast and fairly strong
not dying when i ought to

[pillz]

r u lalergic 2 sunshine or si that more made up movie bullshit
ur position on suckin blood during sex

[glowsferatu]

im solar-powered and im not answering that
why would you ever think id answer that

[pillz]

why not???/
human beings have food sex liek all the time

[glowsferatu]

but mixing food and sex isnt the issue here
the issue is that im not answering because who the fuck are you and why would i tell you about my sexual proclivities
i realize that youre obviously very open about yours
i dont think any of us could miss that youve grown a cock where another mightve had a brain
but you miss that this also makes you a bit of a creep

[pillz]

u shoudl become an detective

[glowsferatu]

im not seeing the connection

[pillz]

u r detecting the secret assholem within my asshole & its awseome

[glowsferatu]

sure thing phalluscious
it seems to me most of what youre putting out is from the other end

[pillz]

no its definitely shit

[:D?]

i hsould log off 2 save the world now

[glowsferatu]

just make sure to flush when youre done