THE MAJORITY REPORT: FEBRUARY 20TH, 2016

[maskormods]

THE MAJORITY REPORT: FEBRUARY 20TH, 2017The new imPorts have been inspiring fresh fandoms; NEW fanfiction and art can be found FLOODING the internet. Be sure to shield your eyes if finding your person engaged with others in SAUCEY CONTEXT makes you blush!

DUNGEONS AND BRAGGIN' RIGHTS
As seen on THE NERDIERIST, Bwitter, and Rumblr:
The personable RPG tabletop game MAGIC & MAYHEM will create a SPECIAL EDITION that features imPorts as NPCs (players of the game will create their own "imPort" character in gameplay). The parent company WEST COAST BEST COAST will be asking imPorts for their consent for use of their image reimagined to the game's context. No monetary compensation will be paid, but this is a GREAT opportunity for EXPOSURE!

Speculation of which imPorts will be in the game's new edition has already begun on Rumblr.

DESPERATELY SEEKING SEASONS
As seen on the show ImPortainment Tonight!:
ARE YOU AN IMPORT? Do you have your own idea for a reality television show? Would you like to STAR in that show? Casting Call company UCCY INC is taking pitches and audition videos RIGHT NOW. Get it, girl!

VOCAL MOVEMENT
As seen in American entertainment news and social media, particularly music websites and publications:
The world of imPort entertainment received a shakeup this month with the announcement that the heavy metal band COUNTDOWN will be disbanding, effective immediately, due to the sudden departure of its lead signer and frontman Count Dooku.

The Count gave no explanation for his decision to leave the band beyond stating that “I have said all that I wanted to say through this artistic medium. To prolong it for commercial reasons would be crass and inorganic.”

Count Dooku also provided no indication of what his next career move would be, but rumours have linked him to a narrator role on the upcoming NBSea television documentary Secrets of the Sea Lions. Meanwhile, devoted Countdown fans have expressed shock and dismay at the unexpected end of the band, and an online campaign is underway to persuade Count Dooku to reconsider breaking up the band.
When asked for comment on her bandmate’s decision, now-former Countdown bassist Cynthia Sin only swore at the reporter before leaving for an important appointment at the local career counseling office.

THE SUN'LL COME UP... ON WEDNESDAY
As seen on the Weather Channel:
We're in for some intense thunderstorms in De Chima this Monday and Tuesday evening. Lots of bizarre lightning predicted! If you're thinking about having a night on the town, you might want to think again! It isn't going to be pleasant, folks.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from GRAY to MAROON. FIVE people voted for this code, that's why.

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Comments

MAGIC & MAYHEM

[maskormods]

Sign-up here if you consent to your person and image as an imPort to be used as an NPC in this tabletop game. You are allowed to give suggestions, maybe the company will honor your requests!

[shittywizard]

It just feels right to sign up.

[helpline]

you bet the Doctor's signing up. As for suggestions, WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD. "but the campaign might not be medieval themed" who cares, he wants to be a wizard.

[23wishes]

Yes.

[rathercommon]

Permission granted in return for promises from the artists that they will sit down with representatives from a local women's studies department and consult with them over whether the artwork depicts women in a misogynistic way. No butt-and-boob poses, and they have the rights to her image.

[exceptfebruary]

You know what Calendar Man loves? ATTENTION. Immortalize him in tabletop, WEST COAST BEST COAST.

[picksthenames]

Sign him up, bro!

[aggressiveapathy]

Sorcerer / evil ranger

[slightlyoffchilt]

An academic mage.

The nerd.

[monge]

What could possibly go wrong?

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Jacob will volunteer to be a Fighter-type character!

[compensates]

anything except a dwarf, thanks

(let's be real he doesn't 100% understand what he's signing up for)

[wizzardly]

Wiz(z)ard, of course.

...and it's Rincewind's helpful suggestion that he be, specifically, Archchancellor. This is probably the only medium in the only universe that would ever let that happen.

[dirtyredneck]

Calendar Man signed up? Daryl's signing up. His NPC needs to be someone that uses a crossbow and rides a badass animal into battle.

[mathemagier]

No preferences, only curious

[sunbathed]

Yes, please.

[baetiful]

Make sure to keep the mockingbird motif.

[khaleesipls]

Now in the right place. Not to be outdone by Tyrion and Baelish.

[thevictoriandetective]

Sherlock thinks it's absolutely ridiculous and silly, but he's also secretly curious and his ego prompts him, so he's signing up, discreetly, of course.

[heckblazer]

The only conceivable way John would agree to this is if he was very, very drunk, but...

[pummelgranite]

We'll say Nico's puppy dog eyes got her to agree.

[shifting]

Hey, whatever drums up exposure for his bar.

[resipiscent]

Oh, all right.

Re: MAGIC & MAYHEM

[purple_reign]

Yes, of course.

[idesof]

a constant inn/bar npc who is in all inns??? follow ur heart