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maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm
magnitudes) wrote in maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm
008. video.
G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.
( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )
I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,
( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?
( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )
I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.
( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )
I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,
( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?
( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )
I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.
( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
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Name that after female scientists who were underappreciated in their time.
permavideo.
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That's a good place to start. Can't forget Marie Curie either. After that we're gonna have to stray from the two female scientists everyone remembers.
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[If Sarissa says yes, she's likely to get distracted and take even longer to get there...]
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( oh my god Sarissa, concentrate )
And maybe if you got any advice on why Sarah is pissed at me about pigs, that'd be good, too.
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Okay, I would totally pick up some straw if I had any clue where you could buy straw...
I might be able to help with the Sarah vs. pig thing. Pretty sure it's not because of your choice in adopted animal...
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She's lovingly condescending when she adds, ) It's okay, don't go looking in Barnes and Noble. I know the name is misleading, but just trust me that there are no farm supplies there. I'll be good with the straw we got on the way.
( She huffs out a breath, and shrugs. ) Pretty sure she's just being Sarah. Pigs aren't punk, or some bullshit.
( Sarissa that is not even remotely the reason, you jackass )
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You do not want me stopping at Barnes and Noble. I'll get trapped there for days. And I promise you it's not about pigs being uncool. Don't say that to Sarah.
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feelings, emotions, wanting to melt into a puddle of hugs next to Cosima
although that might make hugging her more difficult so maybe she'll rethink that plan. Instead: finger guns. )
You're killing me, ignoring my heaps amazing Barnes-Farms pun. It's the last straw, Tiger. Actually, did you see the thing about the tiger that helped raise a little of pigs when she lost her cubs, or something?
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