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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm

008. video.

G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.

( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )

I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,

( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?

( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )

I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.

( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
oddbod: (they send me away)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-02-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I am shocked and offended, Doctor. Shocked and offended.
helpline: (CLARA I MEAN IT)

[personal profile] helpline 2017-02-26 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I was distracted! I was trying to come up with something about P.E., his last name's Pink to begin with, there's perfect pig pun potential there!
oddbod: (raise a glass for the college grads)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-02-26 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Leave Danny out of the pig puns, he's been through enough!
helpline: (really???)

[personal profile] helpline 2017-02-26 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I had gotten as far as 'Danny Pork' but that's not even a pun, that's just a bad attempt.
oddbod: (driven by a greed to succeed)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-02-26 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
... That sounds like an adult film star, and I'm going to try to forget you ever said it.
helpline: (for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] helpline 2017-02-26 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm not going to defend that one either. It's just rubbish.