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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm

008. video.

G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.

( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )

I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,

( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?

( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )

I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.

( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
oddbod: (they send me away)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-03-12 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Take a walk! Meet a nice fisherman! Find a sea monster in the lake! Take your pick.
helpline: (for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] helpline 2017-03-12 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
All of which I can't accomplish without walking through the console room.
oddbod: (stop fast-forward rewind)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-03-13 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
You really need a back exit.
helpline: (really???)

[personal profile] helpline 2017-03-13 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That got jettisoned with the pool.
oddbod: (and i'm your lionheart)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-03-14 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You keep saying that, but I've seen several pools.
helpline: (no why would we do that)

[personal profile] helpline 2017-03-14 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well they're pools, but they're not the pool.
oddbod: (now you're new like the springtime)

[personal profile] oddbod 2017-03-14 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're saying the Olympic size pool with the giant holographic skylight isn't the pool?
helpline: (points for your answer)

[personal profile] helpline 2017-03-14 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly!

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