THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 10TH, 2017

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THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 10TH, 2017Beware the Ides of March! That day is coming up, and with the sudden imPlosion of guilt and regret, you can't tell what someone under duress is bound to do to you just to clean their own soul.

WHAT IS TREND CANNOT DIE
As seen in high fashion magazines, seen on TMI and imPort! Entertainment:
The world of American fashion has turned its eyes to Florida-based design house, House of De Marq, upon announcing a new design label STORMBORN X MARQ in collaboration with imPort, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen. "We are very excited and honored to be working creatively with Queen Daenerys," was reported in the House of De Marq's official press release this morning. "We shall navigate the liminal spaces of unreality through fashion, and seek inspiration beyond the parameters of the mundane. We shall create a storm of fantasy and fabulousity." Notoriously elusive head designer De Marq, who could not be reached for further comment, has taken to Bwitter, posting blurry images of model fittings, landscapes, and obscure selfies with the hashtags such as #EYEOFTHESTORM, #FASHIONANDBLOOD, #UNBURNTUNTAMED.

The label will contain high end evening wear and jewelry, along with ready-to-wear fashion for professional women, inspired by De Marq's Westerosi muse.

Daenerys, most noted for her social media presence and fashion commentary in imPort entertainment, spoke enthusiastically for the label's future. "There will be a launch announced later this month, I believe, previewing collections to come. Proceeds will go towards Through The Glass, a nonprofit organisation that provides low-income women with professional attire and other career advancement services. Donations towards such a noble endeavour are most welcome."

EAT THE WOO'D
As seen on TMI, THEMport Weekly, and imTV:
Sources are reporting that long-time imPort couple Frederick Chilton and Raina are engaged. Post-Valentine's pictures of Raina reveal her wearing what is definitely a diamond ring. After nearly two years of waiting, fans of the couple can only speculate how truly romantic the proposal was.

"Chilton's had years now to plan it out. I bet he serenaded her with a song written by Rincewind. Because Rincewind's like a bard or something, isn't he? Like, a really sad bard?" One such fan wrote on Bwitter. Others responded that in fact Rincewind was flutist.

And while the fan response to this news was overwhelmingly positive and supportive of the couple, there were a few outcries from disappointed Marchill and Raintess fans. It's no secret the two couples are close, and during the rocky period, Raina was reportedly staying at the Hotel Castile. This led fans to draw their own (often lascivious) conclusions. Both pairings have a small, but highly devoted fanbase.

But no matter which ship you sail, one thing can be certain. Raina has changed her FaceLook status from 'It's Complicated' to 'In a loving relationship.' And we certainly wish Raina and Frederick Chilton all the best. Perhaps we will end 2017 with yet another imPort wedding!

HEARTS AND RECREATION
As seen in entertainment news magazines:
MULTIVERSAL PICTURES' first movie based on imPorts, THE WORLD IS ENOUGH, which revolves around the romantic story of married imPorts April Ludgate and Will Graham, held a stern lead at the box office for the first two weeks of its release. Critics are torn, some reporting it's good popcorn-eating fun, others calling it "too focused on the romance, not enough using super cool powers."

The usage of animals in this film has caused minor controversy as well, surprising no one. FORTY SHADES OF OCHER, the highly anticipated sequel to THIRTY HUES OF BLOOD ORANGE proved the only other movie audiences cared to see enough to knock it down to second. It's now performing in third, just below FUNIONS, the kid's film about Funyuns who function in a minion-like role.
Due to this success, MULTIVERSAL PICTURES has announced they are looking into more imPorts with stories worth putting on screen, and there has been talk of adapting events and imPort tales for the small screen as well. Keep an eye out!

THE RED SETTING
As seen in local news:
It's here, it's there, it's everywhere: "bElish". That's the name you will see scrawled across the roads and sidewalks of Maurtia Falls, spray-painted in vibrant maroon and brick hues. Looks like there's a new vandal in town, and he (or she) is going to paint the town red. Is this an homage to Ambassador Baelish? A challenge? Is there a deeper meaning?

WEATHER OR NOT
As seen on the Weather Channel:
Hold onto your hats, De Chima! On Saturday, March 11th you were be witness to a totally bizarre tornado just outside the city limits. This has literally never happened before in recorded history.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from MAROON to GLITTER because Mabel Pines would have wanted it that way.

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Comments

[flowerette]

What? You don't want to join the one-name wonders of this world?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well if now there will be two Chiltons, that is bound to get confusing.

[Yeah Raina, you'll finally have a surname.]

[flowerette]

Two Doctor Chiltons if I do manage to complete my course.

[ Without being exported. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I would hope we could influence our destiny in such a way.

[Or without being permanently killed, REMEMBER RAINA??]

[flowerette]

I know that we can, Frederick. So many people would be incredibly disappointed otherwise.

[ Raina hasn't forgotten. She just needs to pick a solid date for when this will go down -- when she feels he's ready. And when the target is also ready. ]

Look at how happy these people are for us. We're pretty much the talk of the Majority Report.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am somewhat surprised, yes.

[flowerette]

Also, you do realize you can't have three best men, don't you? You have to pick one. The others can just be part of the party. In order of significance.

[ Welcome to this nightmare. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

They're all equally the best.

[flowerette]

That's not how it works. I'm not going to have three maids of honor.

[slightlyoffchilt]

But you could if you wanted. I would not come to step all over your platonic ambitions.

[flowerette]

It's not a matter of 'platonic ambitions.' It's a matter of who stands where. The best man, one best man, gets to stand next to you. The others are lined up in order of who people want to look at to the person they least want to look at.

[slightlyoffchilt]

That seems overly complicated.

[flowerette]

I didn't make up the rules.

[ Yes, she kind of did. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

We can just make up new rules.

[Shades of Chaotic Good Chilton so rarely seen.]

[flowerette]

No we can't! Pick one. Make it Jaime Lannister.

[ Has Chilton ever talked to the man? No. Has Raina? No. But he's hot and would look good in their wedding. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I do not even know who that is.

[flowerette]

I don't either, but Bela needs someone attractive to walk down the aisle with.

[slightlyoffchilt]

She likes Jeff! Why isn't he good enough?

[flowerette]

I asked myself that same question that one night.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am not having a stranger for a best man.

[flowerette]

Then pick one.

[slightlyoffchilt]

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