maskormenace | THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 10TH, 2017

THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 10TH, 2017Beware the Ides of March! That day is coming up, and with the sudden imPlosion of guilt and regret, you can't tell what someone under duress is bound to do to you just to clean their own soul.

WHAT IS TREND CANNOT DIE
As seen in high fashion magazines, seen on TMI and imPort! Entertainment:
The world of American fashion has turned its eyes to Florida-based design house, House of De Marq, upon announcing a new design label STORMBORN X MARQ in collaboration with imPort, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen. "We are very excited and honored to be working creatively with Queen Daenerys," was reported in the House of De Marq's official press release this morning. "We shall navigate the liminal spaces of unreality through fashion, and seek inspiration beyond the parameters of the mundane. We shall create a storm of fantasy and fabulousity." Notoriously elusive head designer De Marq, who could not be reached for further comment, has taken to Bwitter, posting blurry images of model fittings, landscapes, and obscure selfies with the hashtags such as #EYEOFTHESTORM, #FASHIONANDBLOOD, #UNBURNTUNTAMED.

The label will contain high end evening wear and jewelry, along with ready-to-wear fashion for professional women, inspired by De Marq's Westerosi muse.

Daenerys, most noted for her social media presence and fashion commentary in imPort entertainment, spoke enthusiastically for the label's future. "There will be a launch announced later this month, I believe, previewing collections to come. Proceeds will go towards Through The Glass, a nonprofit organisation that provides low-income women with professional attire and other career advancement services. Donations towards such a noble endeavour are most welcome."

EAT THE WOO'D
As seen on TMI, THEMport Weekly, and imTV:
Sources are reporting that long-time imPort couple Frederick Chilton and Raina are engaged. Post-Valentine's pictures of Raina reveal her wearing what is definitely a diamond ring. After nearly two years of waiting, fans of the couple can only speculate how truly romantic the proposal was.

"Chilton's had years now to plan it out. I bet he serenaded her with a song written by Rincewind. Because Rincewind's like a bard or something, isn't he? Like, a really sad bard?" One such fan wrote on Bwitter. Others responded that in fact Rincewind was flutist.

And while the fan response to this news was overwhelmingly positive and supportive of the couple, there were a few outcries from disappointed Marchill and Raintess fans. It's no secret the two couples are close, and during the rocky period, Raina was reportedly staying at the Hotel Castile. This led fans to draw their own (often lascivious) conclusions. Both pairings have a small, but highly devoted fanbase.

But no matter which ship you sail, one thing can be certain. Raina has changed her FaceLook status from 'It's Complicated' to 'In a loving relationship.' And we certainly wish Raina and Frederick Chilton all the best. Perhaps we will end 2017 with yet another imPort wedding!

HEARTS AND RECREATION
As seen in entertainment news magazines:
MULTIVERSAL PICTURES' first movie based on imPorts, THE WORLD IS ENOUGH, which revolves around the romantic story of married imPorts April Ludgate and Will Graham, held a stern lead at the box office for the first two weeks of its release. Critics are torn, some reporting it's good popcorn-eating fun, others calling it "too focused on the romance, not enough using super cool powers."

The usage of animals in this film has caused minor controversy as well, surprising no one. FORTY SHADES OF OCHER, the highly anticipated sequel to THIRTY HUES OF BLOOD ORANGE proved the only other movie audiences cared to see enough to knock it down to second. It's now performing in third, just below FUNIONS, the kid's film about Funyuns who function in a minion-like role.
Due to this success, MULTIVERSAL PICTURES has announced they are looking into more imPorts with stories worth putting on screen, and there has been talk of adapting events and imPort tales for the small screen as well. Keep an eye out!

THE RED SETTING
As seen in local news:
It's here, it's there, it's everywhere: "bElish". That's the name you will see scrawled across the roads and sidewalks of Maurtia Falls, spray-painted in vibrant maroon and brick hues. Looks like there's a new vandal in town, and he (or she) is going to paint the town red. Is this an homage to Ambassador Baelish? A challenge? Is there a deeper meaning?

WEATHER OR NOT
As seen on the Weather Channel:
Hold onto your hats, De Chima! On Saturday, March 11th you were be witness to a totally bizarre tornado just outside the city limits. This has literally never happened before in recorded history.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from MAROON to GLITTER because Mabel Pines would have wanted it that way.

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[Whoever this person is, his pretentiousness draws Dooku like a magnet- like calling to like.]

I perceive that you are new to our community, my anonymous friend. You will soon become accustomed to the nonsense and propaganda that passes as information on this planet. They are often more interested in our intimate lives than in the stability and security of their nation.

[ He doesn't comment either way on being pinged for new; he anticipated it as irksome as it may be. Far better to get to the point.

He also catches the "this planet" comment. He'll keep that in mind. ]

I am not surprised by this sort of short-sighted diversion, though I'm disappointed by the indifference displayed by the community's response. If the purpose of the machine who brought us here isn't to assemble the best and brightest from across universes, then what's the point?

What, indeed? It is possible that no one truly knows the intent of that machine except the consciousness that dwells within.

At any rate, it is clear that it is not seeking to assemble the best and the brightest. Or if it is, it has failed rather noticeably.

[Excepting excellent selections like Dooku himself, of course.]

Evidently no one yet has reached a conclusive consensus over our purpose here. What I would give for ten minutes alone with that machine.

[ To ask his questions or control it to his liking. ]

Barring a reason, are we to be nothing but a commodity to be peddled to the public as amusements and to the government as bargaining chips? To waste those of us with genius [ Read: himself. ] is nothing short of an insult.

[ While he would have no intention of doing whatever purpose he would be brought here for, the fact that he seemingly was brought here for no reason at all grates his ego. ]

A desire you share with many other imPorts, I can assure you. I have often said that the government could easily resolve our issues with the Porter simply by letting our experts research it.

[And access that will not be granted may yet be taken.]

I will say this, however: a commodity does not have as much influence over its own destiny as we do. We have a certain freedom to act, and the power to make our wishes a reality. If we are willing to use it.

Therefore, I am assuming they wish to do no such thing, which is as unsurprising as it is idiotic.

Of course. I'm merely speaking of their perspective and approach, with the full understanding that I for one am not willing to leave my destiny in the hands of incompetent bureaucrats and the shallow public.

Edited 2017-03-15 21:52 (UTC)

Precisely. The Porter is strongly guarded in the base we arrive in. Any attempt to gain access by force would be considered a criminal action. And all attempts to gain access by political persuasion have failed.

The bureaucrats and the public appear to be entirely comfortable with the status quo, I am afraid. But you are not the only one who wishes to control their own destiny.

It's good to hear that not everyone is a complete dunce.

[ And then he switches to private. ]

Allow me to make myself perfectly clear. I do control my own destiny. Either they will come to understand this, or I will have to make certain they do.

Though there is no particular need to be so hasty at the moment. An action without a plan would be foolish. That being said, I am nothing if not a good planner.

[ A master planner, even. ]

[Interesting. It appears Dooku has either encountered someone of value... or a particularly convincing agent provocateur. One can never be too careful, especially not while dealing with the anonymous.]

Your candour is most appreciated. I do not doubt your resolve, or your capacity for planning.

However, I must say it would be easier to take your measure on these matters if I knew who it is that I have the pleasure of addressing.

[ He's been pushing a little, seeing what he can get the man to admit to. Inquiring after his own identity could go either way; an attempt to expose him or a reluctance to expose himself.

While this conversation has been going on, Otto has been investigating Dooku based on the ID given. Barely more than the surface; he's aware that he needs a bit more time to delve into it to really find out what makes this man tick, though he's debating whether or not he'd be worth the effort. But it does seem to be a man of some note, and a very vocal one. He could make a very good pawn, and right now Otto doesn't have any pieces at all. ]

All in due time. As you correctly guessed, I am a recent arrival. While it is heartening to find one whose opinions align so well with my own, you must understand the need for caution.

You'll hear from me soon, no doubt.

Until then, my dear Count,

∞

Until then, my interesting new friend.

[The Count has patience borne of age and experience. He can wait.]

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