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Shima Tetsuo [ 島　鉄雄 ] ([personal profile] iamtetsuo) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-04-01 06:01 pm
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Listen up... I'm only gonna ask this once before I get the answer myself.

[There's a half second pause as he breathes in.]

Which one of you assholes stole my tiger?!
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[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-02 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Only until I figure out where the hell she is!
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-02 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Strolling through a park eating squirrels and little pet dogs, I expect.
iamtetsuo: (100% done with this)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-02 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Bullshit, she doesn't eat anything!
iamtetsuo: (pouting intensifies)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-02 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
No, a robot one! Magic tiger, tch.
devoutish: (I know the knife goes next to the spoon)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-02 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Right, yeah, a robot tiger. I can better understand why someone might steal a robot tiger.
iamtetsuo: (You guys dont quit do you)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-02 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
And I want her back!
devoutish: (your boyfriend's cute and you're in jail)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-02 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Have you received a ransom note?
iamtetsuo: (WHY YOU LITTLE)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-02 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
No. I haven't gotten shit! Why are you asking anyway - you know something?
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-02 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
If I new something, mate, would I need to ask?
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-02 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true, because Alfie enjoys being obtuse.]

Nah.
iamtetsuo: (You lookin at me?)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
So what makes you think anyone's gonna want ransom for her?
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-02 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a guess, mate. That's all. Or perhaps they just wanted a robotic tiger of their own.
iamtetsuo: (100% done with this)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-02 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That last one. That's what it's gotta be! And when I figure out what bastard thought they could take shit from me-

[... he's not finishing that, but he could. With several unfun and not remotely morally okay things.]
Edited 2017-04-02 23:58 (UTC)
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-03 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Can a robotic tiger run away from home?
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-03 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Like a dog.
iamtetsuo: (shut up go away)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-03 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Why would she run away, huh? Besides, she couldn't have! Not unless someone let her out!
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-04-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Got a flatmate?
iamtetsuo: (shitty little brother mode)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2017-04-05 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
... yeah. I do.
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