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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

Comments

[hostage]

Most of us here don't give a damn about the russians it's just the natives who are all paranoid about that shit

You got a lameass power too?

[immigrantpunk]

ok that's good to know at least

you mean your "power" is also useless?

[hostage]

Well it's useful for other people but not so much for me

I heal people by taking their injuries for them

[immigrantpunk]

god wow yeah thats rough

sorry bro

[hostage]

Only if I actually use it

What you end up with?

[immigrantpunk]

i can tell when theres STRANGER DANGER

allegedly

[hostage]

How's that even work

[immigrantpunk]

not a single clue

[hostage]

Like what counts as dangerous first off

Like if you crashed your car once does that make you dangerous

Or is it only stuff you do on purpose

Or if you used to be crazy but you're all medicated now and shit does that make you dangerous or not

[immigrantpunk]

no idea on all counts

never crashed my car

not crazy

never medicated

couldn't tell you, i'm stumped

[hostage]

We gotta test this thing yo

Figure this shit out

[immigrantpunk]

test it how

[This can't end poorly, not at all.]

[hostage]

Like we could walk around and see what kind of people set it off

[immigrantpunk]

and then what

how would we know if they're really a threat

[hostage]

[He doesn't actually care, he just wants to see if it detects him.]

Um like we could pretend we're doing a government survey

Ask like if they were ever in an accident, have a criminal record etc etc

[immigrantpunk]

[This is actually the first suggestion that makes sense to him, though.]

might work, i guess

[hostage]

Aight let's do this thing

I'll bring a notebook or some shit

[immigrantpunk]

where should we go, i just got here

i know like the burger hut and that's it

[hostage]

We could just walk around downtown, stop people on the street

[immigrantpunk]

ok sure

[He needs to see more of the city anyway.]