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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

Comments

[earnedmystripes]

most of us dont really care about their stupid war

and they dont care if youre russian youre still from a different universe so to them its different russian than their russians

what power did you get

[...someone's feeling nosy.]

[immigrantpunk]

tell that to the dude selling newspapers giving me the stink eye because i was speaking russian in public

[And someone's evading that question.]

[earnedmystripes]

us meaning imports

and hed probably change his tune if he saw your tattoo

[Because the locals get absurdly excited about imPorts.]

cmooooon tell us, what is it
it cant be that bad




[well. yes, it probably could. but. nosy. and stubborn.]

[immigrantpunk]

its not you i'm worried about, its all the people buying into the media's lies

and how do i show that off without looking like a giant douchenozzle

no thanks i think i'll just stick to passing as a normal citizen

if they wanna be ignorant its not my problem

[NOPE NOT ANSWERING]

[earnedmystripes]

uhhh short sleeves in the shade??

[WHOOPS he hadn't really thought of that ahaha. he's also mostly ignored all the political shit bc he...doesn't care....`_`]

yknow the more you dont answer the more curious i get

[immigrantpunk]

or inviting people into dark rooms so they can see it??

ok tell me yours first and i'll tell you mine

[earnedmystripes]

heh thatd be one way to get their attention i guess

mines just your average super strength/speed sorta stuff
nothing interesting

[except for the time limit, and all. and the secret identity u_u]

[immigrantpunk]

oh yeah just average super strength and speed

no big

[earnedmystripes]

i just mean
its not exactly original or anything

so
your turn

[immigrantpunk]

ok

i can "sense danger"

[earnedmystripes]

thats not too bad right?

you could like, figure out when other people are in trouble and call for help for em!!

[immigrantpunk]

uhhhhhhh

i think it's only supposed to be for me

wouldn't i be sensing danger all over the place if i could do it for everyone???

[earnedmystripes]

maybe you gotta know someone first?

or be a certain distance from em or something

[immigrantpunk]

i'll tell you if i ever figure it out

[earnedmystripes]

lemme know if i can help at all

[immigrantpunk]

sure

[He has no idea how this random stranger on the internet will be able to help him.]

[earnedmystripes]

[HE DOESN'T EITHER he was just throwing it out there in case he could be helpful.]

good luck