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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

Comments

[mmiab]

The file

[immigrantpunk]

i don't think it'll work

[mmiab]

Why not?

[immigrantpunk]

why do you want to know?

not to be rude i'm just wondering why it matters to you

[mmiab]

I want to know because you asked a question to every imPort everywhere and I answered it and you didn't like my answer and now I'm curious why not

[ DO NOT TEST THE LIMITS OF MY CURIOSITY, YOUNG ONE ]

if you'd rather not say, please just put me out of my misery and answer with an "i'd rather not say" and there's a slim chance I might decide to leave you alone

if not, I'm here to help dismiss/verify any uncertainties you might have as far as I'm able

[immigrantpunk]

[Okay, he respects your honesty.]

its listed as "danger intuition" which sounds like total horseshit to me

i like to think i'm not a complete idiot and would know when i'm in a dangerous situation thanks

[mmiab]

oh wow

I see what you mean, tricky to test.

[immigrantpunk]

see i told you, bullshit power

1/3

[mmiab]

not true!!! great power!!!!!!

[mmiab]

Just not as easy to check as hat summoning it doesn't really have that easy proof factor does it h m m m m

[mmiab]

I could probably help. but then again saying "i'm going to help you with figuring out if your danger senses work" is almost certainly going to put you on automatic high alert so distinguishing might be difficult anyway

maybe it'll have to be like the cure for hiccups

[immigrantpunk]

ok you're either a crazy person or a guidance counselor

not sure which yet

[mmiab]

Play it safe, put me somewhere in the middle

[immigrantpunk]

....circus clown?

[mmiab]

Well I did tour with a couple of moscow state circuses...

[immigrantpunk]

wait for real

[mmiab]

100%!!!

that icon is perfect, A+

[immigrantpunk]

so are you russian or???

ahoohoohoo we aim to please

[mmiab]

Gallifreyan, but I can talk the talk if you'd like

[immigrantpunk]

uh is that near kazakhstan

or krygis...krygystan.... fuck that ones hard to spell

there are a lot of stans

[mmiab]

none of the above (careful you don't hurt yourself)

None of the stans
Space, actually

[immigrantpunk]

wait like space space

[mmiab]

That's the one

[immigrantpunk]

very funny

[mmiab]

Are you laughing at me because I'm an alien? Bit rude