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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

Comments

[infomodder]

[Could be dead...]

Dead, 40, kids think they're the same thing.
It's not so bad. Got a dog.
You have a job, right? That's a start of something for yourself.

[immigrantpunk]

my dad died at 41 so yeah, they kinda are

what's the dog's name?

and yeah, but it's the one they gave me and i'm probably going to suck at it

[infomodder]

[BUT WAS HE BRUTALLY MURDERED AND LEFT ON DISPLAY DEETS nononononono]

Gunther. He's a German wirehaired pointer. He has a beard.
Why?

[immigrantpunk]

[YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK TO FIND OUT but no Jayden's not from a place where people crawl out of horses.]

sweet, get a siberian husky next and name it something russian, continue the theme

because it's supposed to be translating books or something and i don't write russian as much as i speak it so its prolly gonna be a mess

but hey i guess it pays better than waiting tables and delivering food so cool???

[infomodder]

[rude]

Russian names can be pretty long. I could handle an Olga.
Or maybe you could learn to write Russian better while you work. Come out with a paycheck and hone your skills. Or you can give up and accept it'll prolly be a mess, your call.
Cool!!!!

[immigrantpunk]

maybe vasily, that's not too long

are you sure you're not a high school teacher, you have the lame encouragement factor down

[infomodder]

How do you say that one? Like nasally with a V?
Positive. Not the sort of teaching job I can hold down.

[he can't insult a class of kids and get away with it like he can a class of adults]

[immigrantpunk]

lol no its like, uh

vuh SEE lee i guess

basically russian i's are english ee's from what i can tell

oh well, if you ever want a career change, i think you know where to go

[infomodder]

I'll put that one down for if I ever move.
No need to change, totally fine where I am. Thanks, though.