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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

Comments

[hackitude]

like you wouldn't if you thought you could get away with it

[infomodder]

I was trying to relate to the child [THE CHILD] from my own experience with wtf who considers this a power as opposed to pointing fingers at someone else who also has that issue.
Being mature.

[f is for friends who do stuff together
u is for uranium bombs
n is for no stop]

[hackitude]

Well, it was a good effort, at least.

[infomodder]

Do I get a gold star?
No one gives teachers gold stars anymore.

[hackitude]

I'll get one just for you.

[infomodder]

Sweet. I'll put it on my name tag.

[SWEET
SWEET
SWEET]

[hackitude]

Nerd.

[immigrantpunk]

not a child

[Only children say that, Jayden]

[infomodder]

Of course not.

[immigrantpunk]

almost an adult

unless the legal age where your from isn't 18

[Methinks he doth protest too much.]

[infomodder]

How is an English teacher like a judge?

[immigrantpunk]

did you just switch back to teacher jokes

[infomodder]

They both hand out sentences.

[Yes.]

[immigrantpunk]

i'm telling that to the judge i know thanks

[infomodder]

Your welcome.

[That is not a typo.]