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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

Comments

[infomodder]

[He's kind of super disappointing, welcome to the club.]

Exactly like that.
Got a whole room of maggots and worms and crickets, etc.

[immigrantpunk]

........i'm not sure how to feel about this

[infomodder]

I can't tell you how to feel about it.
Personally, I feel pretty great about it.

[immigrantpunk]

you're a little strange huh

i mean that in the nicest way possible

[infomodder]

["little"
"little strange"
aw, that's sweet]

Rather be fishing than doing my job, get a job here involving fishing, take it immediately. Nothing strange doing what you enjoy.

[immigrantpunk]

ok i see your point

well good luck i guess

[infomodder]

Thanks.
I guess.

[immigrantpunk]

peace

[BYE]