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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

Comments

[immigrantpunk]

i can tell when somethings dangerous, i'm not blind

[centurybaby]

Not everything that's dangerous looks dangerous.

[immigrantpunk]

ok fair

still not sure how i'd test it

[centurybaby]

Walk towards traffic with your eyes closed?

[immigrantpunk]

sure, if i wanted to DIE

[centurybaby]

Get someone to go with you. There's plenty of supers around here. Pretty sure at least one of them has an afternoon off to save you from the potential failure of your stupid danger sense.

[immigrantpunk]

i think i've figured out another plan

one that doesn't involve certain doom

[centurybaby]

Do fucking tell.

[immigrantpunk]

if it works, i will

[centurybaby]

Tease.

[immigrantpunk]

thats me