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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

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[immigrantpunk]

you're a woman???????

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There are about three ways to interpret this remark, and none of them make you look very good.

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[immigrantpunk]

hey ok look i didn't want to just assume that you're a chick because you like musicals

dudes can like musicals

it's the 21st century

it's all cool

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Yeah, I guess seeing the name Kate Bishop can be construed as gender neutral.

[No, she doesn't actually think that.]

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[immigrantpunk]

wait it shows names on this thing?

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oh shit you're right. sorry i'm still getting used to this phone

hi kate i'm jayden

you have a cool name

[Keeeep trying to save face here, buddy.]

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Yes, we're not all anonymous internet commentators like the people on Youtube videos.

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[immigrantpunk]

oh man some of those comments are hilarious

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I mostly find them irritating.

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[immigrantpunk]

not surprised

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Am I already predictable?

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[immigrantpunk]

nah youre just

serious

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If that's what you're taking away from this.

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[immigrantpunk]

just trying to be nice

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Telling you to watch a musical is harsh enough to get a "you're serious" as a nice response.

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[immigrantpunk]

its not just the musical thing its the whole

package

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So you're intimidated by strong women.

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[immigrantpunk]

no, why do you keep saying that

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Because I keep looping back to it for a reason.

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[immigrantpunk]

ok why

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You know what, I might leave you to wonder.

Maybe you'll survey around a little.

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[immigrantpunk]

what

you cant just make accusations then not explain them

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Have fun figuring it out!