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Jayden Zharkov ([personal profile] immigrantpunk) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-07-04 10:06 pm

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ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES
highhealplz: they look reaaaaaally nice with this coif (Default)

[personal profile] highhealplz 2014-08-07 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ this one takes like... a solid 3 minutes: ]

I can write better if I NEED to, but that's so slow. Who has time for that!
Edited 2014-08-07 02:42 (UTC)
highhealplz: it's too fucking long of a walk (angst | don't want another alde castle)

god the ONE ICON I REALLY WANTED UP THERE WON'T SELECT ITSELF this is the worst day of my life

[personal profile] highhealplz 2014-08-07 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
eeeeehhhhhhhhh
highhealplz: the scholar robes are just bulky. but some of it is fat, yeah. (cajole | oh you don't look THAT fat)

[personal profile] highhealplz 2014-08-07 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
i raeally like that option