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Alfred Pennyworth ([personal profile] thebatbutler) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-07-04 09:08 pm

001 Video; Backdated to before the swearing in

[The elderly gentleman that the camera is focused on looks polished, wearing a crisp white shirt along with a suit jacket and a bow tie. When he speaks, his voice has a distinct British accent.]

If there is anyone that might be able to tell me anything about this world or our current location that would be most appreciated. I did receive a file upon my arrival here, but I do have some concerns that certain details might be… lacking.

[He glances down for just a moment, at something off screen, before returning his focus to the communicator.] Also, I understand there is something of a possibility that one or more of my colleagues could have found themselves here, as well.  If there is some way that I could go about finding their locations it would be most appreciated.  Thank you.

[There's a momentary pause and then the feed disconnects.]
runningstart: four balls on the edge of a cliff (ww; okay picture this)

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[personal profile] runningstart 2014-07-08 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Uhhhhh-]

That...depends entirely on who's asking.

[So not really dodging it anymore, mostly because Wally might not be a good liar but he's at least smart enough to know when he's been found out.]

If certain people who already know certain things are asking then yeah, I'm Di- Richard's [so weird] best friend.
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[personal profile] runningstart 2014-07-09 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yup, relaxing. Wally sighs and digs into his food in earnest now because wow, no wonder Robin isn't satisfied with any of the cooking they can manage to do when this is what he's used to. Lucky duck.]

Well, it's the same for me too. Not like this isn't a mutually beneficial arrangement we have going or anything. [He at least uses his napkin to wipe his mouth -something in Alfred exudes 'mind your manners' vibes- and sits up straight, clicking his fork against his plate as he thinks.] So you know that he told me? 'Cause he said he didn't even tell Batman which, y'know, I don't blame him for. The guy's kind of intimidating. [hahahaha 'kind of']
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[personal profile] runningstart 2014-07-10 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, really? [Wally sits back, plate already cleaned because he is a living food vacuum.] Future, maybe. Probably alternate dimension. There's apparently a lot of that going around, it kind of sucks.
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[personal profile] runningstart 2014-07-13 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Alfred you are his favorite super secret rich-family-butler-who-knows-their-dark-secrets guy ever. Wally will happily scarf those cookies down too.]

Well, it's been happening a lot. Both of those things, the future and alternate dimension stuff. How old'm I for you?
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[personal profile] runningstart 2014-07-23 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Be straight with me: how cool am I at twenty-five? [This is very important Alfred, he needs to know.]