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[resipiscent]

Would anyone be interested in a couple of hamsters? Or I could split them up, I guess, if you're okay with only having one.

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[glowsferatu]

lets not split hamsters
youll only make a mess
plus you have the fractions to consider and whether someone might prefer it lengthwise or widthwise or whatever way you like

[resipiscent]

[Okay, he was asking for that.]

Seems like a lot of effort, doesn't it?

[glowsferatu]

really i think the mess is a bigger concern than the effort
im never worried about how hard one may have to work at something
it just when that work is cleaning the innards of a harmless hamster
who would want to do that

[resipiscent]

I'm sure there's someone on this planet.

I don't know about harmless, though. They've been getting into some pretty vicious fights.

[He didn't even know hamsters would do that.]

[glowsferatu]

how long have they shared a cage
because either its very recent or someone was terrible at keeping them
maybe it would be better to separate them to avoid another sort of mess

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[drizzle]

I don't know. You aren't really giving much details here other than "take them please I don't want them" vibe since you're so willing to split them up.

[Which isn't very cool you and rude to those poor hamsters!]

Why don't you tell us a little more about them? Like, do you have pictures of them? Do they have names? How old are they?

[....she may not be thinking of adopting them once she figures out what the heck they actually are. Maybe. Are they as cute as scorpions?]

[resipiscent]

Uh... there's a brown one and a white one. They're not actually mine, so... no, I don't want them. I just wasn't going to leave them to starve.

[drizzle]

Did something happen to the actual owner for you to be doing this instead of them?

Because you're terrible at this. Convincing someone to take them off your hands. Now I feel you don't really want to give them away.

[resipiscent]

[what the fuck]

They ported out. That's it

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[thirdprogenitor]

Why do you have hamsters?

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[resipiscent]

I found them.

[Rather, they were in the bedroom of a ported-out imPort.]

They've gotta go, though.

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[thirdprogenitor]

You don't like them?

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[resipiscent]

I've got enough to take care of.

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[admemoriam]

I WANT HAMSTERS!!!!!!!!!!

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[resipiscent]

Well, you're in luck. I'll tell you, though, they've been brawling a bit, so you might wanna pick up another cage for them. I've had them since yesterday and they've gotten into fights two or three times.

[admemoriam]

that's okay!!
i always wanted hamsters
are they boys or girls??

[resipiscent]

Uh...

[He isn't really certain.]

Can I have a rain check on that one?

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[ghoulking]

Who gave you the hamsters?

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[resipiscent]

Tetsuo.

[Which is why he took them.]

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[ghoulking]

[ and a smart thing that was ]

I'm not sure if Hinami-chan would like an hamster. I can ask.

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[resipiscent]

Cool. I didn't want to leave them to starve, but I don't really need a couple of my own hamsters, so...

[notyourfathersosborn]

Have you found a home for your hamsters yet?

[resipiscent]

Starting to look like it. Why, you want some?

[notyourfathersosborn]

Part of me wants to say yes, part of me thinks Peter would kill me.

Plus, I'm not home that much. It wouldn't be fair to the hamsters.

[resipiscent]

You could keep them at the office.