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[therewillbeorder]

I'm not going to waste time asking if there is a way off this backwater planet, it doesn't seem as if anyone has managed something so basic thus far. I don't understand why the natives of this planet seem to be proud of themselves as if this planet is something special despite being so primitive.

But it seems as I am stuck here for the foreseeable future so tell me what this planet has to offer, I'm curious to know.

[When he's done writing he switched to video but all that can be seen is a sheet with neatly written, very premise, Aurebesh symbols written on it-

'I'm sure some of you can read this. What is the last thing you recall before arriving here?'

No one seemed to know about Starkiller and the Hosnian System but he had to make sure and know who else was on this backwater planet. He held the paper there for a few moments before finally cutting the feed.]

Comments

[carbonfrozen]

good because I'm not telling you the details, and no.

and I'm from about three years after Scarif and Yavin, if that's what you wanted to know

[therewillbeorder]

It's been 34 years since Yavin for me. You're a little behind there, aren't you?

[carbonfrozen]

yeah but there's a guy from thousands of years ago hanging around and two people from the Clone Wars

so it could always be worse

[therewillbeorder]

Yes, it's very interesting to see people here who are long dead.

[Including you but he won't spoil that surprise.]

If I had to guess, I'm thinking that perhaps the Battle of Endor was one of the last things you recall before arriving here.

[carbonfrozen]

you guess wrong

and what the hell does a forest moon tucked away in some far-off corner of the galaxy have to do with anything, why would anyone hold a battle there

[therewillbeorder]

I suppose no one will miss it then, considering it was just a remote moon.

[Not that Endor gets destroyed, he's decided that since no one else seems to be from the same point in the future as he and Ren are, he's going to have some fun at everyone's expense.]

I'm going to assume you at least know about Alderaan though I could tell you that story. It's a good one.

[carbonfrozen]

[Han's blood freezes right in his veins. That can't be. That can't be.]

what are you talking about

and yes I know about Alderaan, I nearly crashed into bits of it once [Right after the Death Star had blown it up, in fact. Dread sinks into his gut, at the thought of any other world suffering the same fate.]

[therewillbeorder]

I would hate to spoil the surprise for you, the future holds many things you cannot possibly imagine. The Death Star was only the beginning.

There really isn't much left of the debris 30 years later at least.

[carbonfrozen]

[He knows this feeling all too well: fear, and dread, and horror, all curling together into a little ball of cold settling into the pit of his stomach. Han's best defense against that is:]

what

does the Empire have more superweapons up its sleeve?

what's this one called, Palpatine's Nostril?

[...running his mouth off, apparently.]

[therewillbeorder]

[This is so much fun, he hopes Han is suffering. He had to suffer Kylo Ren for five years, he deserves this.]

No.

We realized that the Death Star was a mistake after the second one though it was a bit late for Endor, most of the Rebel fleet, and well- you'll find out later. There will not be another Death Star.

[carbonfrozen]

they made a second one

and that ain't a comforting thought, just because there's not another Death Star doesn't mean there's not another weapon

[therewillbeorder]

Yes.

Well, it seems as you aren't as stupid as you look. Or as everyone says you are. You would be correct, I made the Death Stars look like children's toys.

[carbonfrozen]

[What is wrong with this guy?]

"everyone" seems to like underestimating me

yeah, so how spectacular was the explosion? [The great thing about text is that it doesn't show Han's shaking fingers, the dread and horror on his face, the desperation in his voice. The first Death Star blew up, he hopes the second one did, and so it follows that this new one therefore made a spectacular explosion.

Right? Right?]

[therewillbeorder]

When I used the superweapon? Beautiful. It was like nothing the galaxy could have imagined before. Not only did I demonstrate the power of the Empire, I wiped out the Rebel Alliance and any hope for a new Republic all at once.

It was a truly lovely sight and I only hope you had the chance to see it before, well. I won't spoil that surprise for you. There is a great deal for you to catch up on.