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[codeoracle]

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Hello. It's nice to meet all of you. I am the one they call Alibaba. Or I would be if I wasn't dragged from home to a place where I have no reputation.

I'll make this simple. I'm looking to make a deal--information is what I need. Specifically, I want to know more about this porting process.

I don't expect anyone to be able to tell me how it works, but anything you might know would be...helpful. I would be especially interested in speaking with anyone that was able to go home before being brought back.

You can answer freely or we can see if we can reach a deal that works for both of us. I'll be waiting.

Comments

[nastygram]

omg did u eat the alligator

[codeoracle]

Yes. It was delicious.
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NO. It lives in my bathtub now.

[nastygram]

o ok so you just don't know wtf a supermarket is
got it

allogator name?? And before you ask yes you WILL be judged on your answer and contents of the answer. Be careful.

[codeoracle]

I know what it is. I just--I didn't get out much back home. I don't do well with crowds. Supermarkets have crowds.

Doesn't exactly have a name yet. I was considering General Crocker, but that seems lame for something this cool. SOpen to suggestions.

[nastygram]

no shit
how about take out
and then you just slide the $$ out from under the door and eat your chinese in peace and solitude
dudes do it all the time and So Can U

good instinct tho bc general crocker is SO lame
you have to go with Chorakhe

[codeoracle]

just need to find a place I like.
I mean, no point in take-out if it's not something I'll /like/...You know any good places for curry?

I know right?? He deserved better. Chorakhe totally fits the bill, though.

[nastygram]

hell fucking yeah i do
what's your location

is it FLA
bc, gator

[codeoracle]

FLA is pretty obvious, isn't it.

I need curry to survive.

[nastygram]

not very anon w the key details in place sorrrrry

bombay siam my bitch
come for the jarring mashup/racism stay for the curry selection 👌

[codeoracle]

Plenty of people in FLA. I can't be the only one with a gator either.

You are my new favorite person.

[nastygram]

ya defs not there are some serious hicks down there
keeping a stable for pets OR for food


xoxo bish
if you were MY fav person i would give you my unlimited coupon code

[codeoracle]

that really doesn't surprise me

Unlimited? Jealous.

[nastygram]

yeppppp
but don't worry grubpub is cake to crack
u too can get teh unlimited if you're worth anything

[codeoracle]

fantastic
new target aquired: unlimited coupons


Thanks for the tip.