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[personal profile] bragnificent 2017-07-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
hey can anybody add to this

milf tits
wet tits
champagne tits
britney spears tits
rihanna tits
tits bikini top
tits tan lines
mud wrestling
no bra cleavage
tit f*cking

girl tits snake was a good one, I'm putting that down too
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[personal profile] bragnificent 2017-07-05 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
nice
how'd u know that's my favorite category

but hilarious as this all is, theres weirder ways to spend ur first day
ppl need to get out more honestly
I mean ur just googling tits its nothing twisted
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[personal profile] bragnificent 2017-07-07 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
at least u werent sending a dick pic lol
or
nudes?
u are a dude right

texting, instagram, twitter, snapchat, selfies, record videos, watch videos, listen to music, monitor ur heart rate, track ur work out stats + calorie intake, cruise hook-up apps
then yeah I guess look at porn
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[personal profile] bragnificent 2017-07-07 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
cool, just checking
bcuz u never really know online but
I guess nothing I said couldnt also apply to lesbians, too

damn but ur math is worse than ur googling
trust me, if a guys smartphone isnt his best friend a good 75% of the time then he doesnt know how to use it right
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[personal profile] bragnificent 2017-07-08 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
what the hell are u even talking about
u one of those old men thats freaked out by computers? is that what this is