juniberries: (100% grumpy face)

[personal profile] juniberries 2017-07-05 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[boy please she doesn't understand these colloquialisms.]

And I'm to guess I would regret asking what THAT is?

[aka she has an idea of what that is and is regretting responding to this Immensely.]
Edited 2017-07-05 06:10 (UTC)
juniberries: (welp :))

[personal profile] juniberries 2017-07-07 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[INTERNAL YELLING SHOULD SHE EVEN LIKE TELL THIS WEIRDO????]

Well yes, I am.
juniberries: (stop calling me space racist)

[personal profile] juniberries 2017-07-07 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean.

I am simply not familiar with Earthling phrases.
And I am not used to people talking openly about such acts.
knaval: (so deep inside yet)

[personal profile] knaval 2017-07-07 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
hello another bone fide alien here
i have an extensive list for you to enjoy

cranking the engine
choking the turbofox
clean the bean
diddle the piddle
fiction friction
getting trigger happy
tapping the pad
clicking the mouse
greasing the gash
lubing the tube
whipping up a batch
bop the bugger
consulting with the silent partner

i could go on
knaval: (ticket in my hand)

[personal profile] knaval 2017-07-07 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean
my race specifically just uses "self-servicing"
but ive picked up those across several planets over the millennia