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[codeoracle]

[In a complete and utter surprise, Futaba is posting to the network off anon. Mostly because she'd give away too many details to maintain her alias otherwise. The post starts out with two pictures of seemingly identical cats, both black and missing an eye. They are adorable though. And then comes the text.

Everyone needs to meet Caroline and Justine. Respectively. Caroline is coming home with me, so you have been warned Heropa #10. We have a cat now. No arguments.

If anyone knows or lives with one Goro Akechi...he's the one that has Justine. Good luck with that, because Caroline is the best of the pair. I mean look at that face.

[And another, somewhat terrifying, picture of "Caroline" is attached.]

All that being said. Pet stores. Name em and give me opinions. Cat needs to nom.

Comments

[vidiocracy]

Yeah, I'd watch that.

How come you gave it a people name?

[codeoracle]

I let the guy I was with, Akechi, name them. I guess they reminded him of people he knew. She likes it, so I won't complain too much. The last cat I had was named Morgana...

What would you have named her?

[vidiocracy]

Probably Killer. Maybe Nightmare. Or Ninja.

Do cats even know their names? I don't really know cats.

[codeoracle]

Ooooh Ninja. Nice.

I think some do? I don't know this is only my second cat. Maybe some just don't care.

[vidiocracy]

What happened to your first cat?

[codeoracle]

He's back home. He didn't come with me.

[vidiocracy]

Oh. It sounded like it died or whatever.

[codeoracle]

We thought he did once because he was a little jerk and didn't come home for days.

[vidiocracy]

I wouldn't've let it back in. If it wanted to bail so hard, then that's what it gets.

[codeoracle]

I missed him...we all did.

[vidiocracy]

Why? He left.

[Suspiciously strong cat feelings.]

[codeoracle]

He was part of the family...and before he disappeared there was an...accident. I can't blame him for that I guess...

[vidiocracy]

What kinda accident?

[Now we're getting to the good stuff.]

[codeoracle]

So it wasn't so much of an accident as it was us...shooting a god in the face and...him having to stay behind to deal with some fallout?

[vidiocracy]

...Your cat?

[codeoracle]

It's complicated.

[vidiocracy]

Sounds fake, but okay.

[codeoracle]

What part? The "shooting a god in the face" part, or the "my cat had to take care of loose ends" part?

[vidiocracy]

Mostly all of it.

I mean, I did see a girl get ripped apart by squirrels once, but they were pretty big squirrels. Cats are...I don't know how big cats are.

[codeoracle]

Well you don't have to believe me.

I mean...he's pretty normal sized I think?

[vidiocracy]

No, I don't. I don't have to believe anything until it hits me in the-...nevermind.

[Crotch. Until it hits him in the crotch. Also head, but mostly crotch. A family musical!]

[codeoracle]

You were going to say something inappropriate...You could have just said it.

[vidiocracy]

If I wanted to say something, I'd say it.

[But he also lacks the impulse control to keep himself from saying things he doesn't necessarily want to say. This is why tweeting is easier.]

[codeoracle]

Just saying,
some of us don't mind a lack of filter.