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[codeoracle]

[In a complete and utter surprise, Futaba is posting to the network off anon. Mostly because she'd give away too many details to maintain her alias otherwise. The post starts out with two pictures of seemingly identical cats, both black and missing an eye. They are adorable though. And then comes the text.

Everyone needs to meet Caroline and Justine. Respectively. Caroline is coming home with me, so you have been warned Heropa #10. We have a cat now. No arguments.

If anyone knows or lives with one Goro Akechi...he's the one that has Justine. Good luck with that, because Caroline is the best of the pair. I mean look at that face.

[And another, somewhat terrifying, picture of "Caroline" is attached.]

All that being said. Pet stores. Name em and give me opinions. Cat needs to nom.

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[beautiful_monster]

wait your cat picked what he wanted??

[codeoracle]

Okay...fun story...

[And she knows this is going to sound crazy to pretty much anyone, so here it goes.]

The cat back home could talk.

[beautiful_monster]

[That's. Insane, sure. But also less shocking when he knows Yusuke and Adachi have soul monster things.]

Was he possessed or something?

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[codeoracle]

[Considering some of the things she's going to bring up, she slides this into private. Better safe than sorry with specifics regarding the Metaverse...and the fact that personas are a thing.

Telling someone they shot a god in the face? No big deal. Details about why her cat could talk? Top Secret.]

It was due to our cognitive realities regarding Morgana. We perceived him as being able to talk in the Metaverse so our cognitive realities shifted to accommodate his speech in the real world.

Not everyone could understand him...only those that heard him speak within the Metaverse. So mainly the Phantom Thieves...

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[beautiful_monster]

...I don't understand that at all, but the important part is that you guys could understand him, right?

I didn't think Yusuke was being literal when he talked about a cat on the team.

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[codeoracle]

Basically by hearing him in one place it changed our perception so we could understand him regardless. It's...psience. My mom studied it...

And yeah, Morgana--Mona--was literally a cat.

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[beautiful_monster]

Maybe he'll turn up here too...

Do you think imPorts would be able to understand him?

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[codeoracle]

That's...maybe? If the Porter recognized his ability to speak it's possible.

If it doesn't everyone's going to wonder about us having conversations that include our cat.

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[beautiful_monster]

You could just tell them it's a new power you got. Let them think you can talk to all cats.

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[codeoracle]

That'd be more up your alley, right?

But it's not a bad excuse. Becoming the /cat whisperer/.

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[beautiful_monster]

It'd be pretty great. I could even pretend to be a cat again to help sell the idea.

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[codeoracle]

I say we do this anyway. Imagine what we could do.

[She's cackling to herself, Yuri. Don't feed the gremlin ideas.]

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[beautiful_monster]

Like what? Convincing people their cats are giving up their secrets?

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[codeoracle]

That would make so many people freak out.

Could be hilarious.

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[beautiful_monster]

Let's do it.

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[codeoracle]

Yes! Let's go.

How do we go about this?

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[beautiful_monster]

I guess...we start with a scam using me. Just make up some shit that I'm saying while I'm a cat.

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[codeoracle]

Excellent. We'd need some targets...

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[beautiful_monster]

Does it have to be anyone specific? We could set it up outside and try it on anyone walking by.

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[codeoracle]

That would work. I'm sure we'd be able to read them well enough to fool some of them.

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[beautiful_monster]

We would! Just let me know when you want to try it.

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[codeoracle]

...As soon as possible. This place needs some fun and harmless conning.